As he has form in this area (banned in Holland for 7 games after biting an opponent), he's likely to end up in hot water (yet again), even though the ref didn't see it.
Apparently, Mike Tyson has started following him on Twitter.
Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
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Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
... out of Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic.
As he has form in this area (banned in Holland for 7 games after biting an opponent), he's likely to end up in hot water (yet again), even though the ref didn't see it.
Apparently, Mike Tyson has started following him on Twitter.
As he has form in this area (banned in Holland for 7 games after biting an opponent), he's likely to end up in hot water (yet again), even though the ref didn't see it.
Apparently, Mike Tyson has started following him on Twitter.
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Re: Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
Zombie Apocalypse is nigh! 
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Re: Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
Given that some of his other indiscretions have involved illicit handling of the ball to score (or prevent!) goals, someone has dubbed him "Handball Lector".SteveB wrote:Zombie Apocalypse is nigh!
He does have an impressive rap sheet:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... en-1846361
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Re: Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
Damn, that was quick. Suarez has apologised via twitter. Ain't technology wonderful?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22242464
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22242464
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Re: Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
Maybe he just isn't a fan of Samsung.
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Re: Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
Having taken advice, no doubt. He (and the club) know he is staring at a lengthy ban, hence the timeous breast-beating for arm-eating.klr wrote:Damn, that was quick. Suarez has apologised via twitter. Ain't technology wonderful?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22242464
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Re: Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
Oh not doubts on that score. Past experience will have taught them that.En_Route wrote:Having taken advice, no doubt. He (and the club) know he is staring at a lengthy ban, hence the timeous breast-beating for arm-eating.klr wrote:Damn, that was quick. Suarez has apologised via twitter. Ain't technology wonderful?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22242464
The fact that half the planet had already seen the evidence might also have been a motivating factor ...
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Re: Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
I see Joey Barton has spoken on his behalf. The inal nail in the coffin.klr wrote:Oh not doubts on that score. Past experience will have taught them that.En_Route wrote:Having taken advice, no doubt. He (and the club) know he is staring at a lengthy ban, hence the timeous breast-beating for arm-eating.klr wrote:Damn, that was quick. Suarez has apologised via twitter. Ain't technology wonderful?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22242464
The fact that half the planet had already seen the evidence might also have been a motivating factor ...
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Re: Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
Lol. That's pretty blatant. What a weirdo.
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Re: Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
Who the fuck bites someone? The parents of grown adults who bite other people have a lot to answer for. I suppose those parents never got around to reprimanding their child for biting. The kids probably never grew out of it.
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Re: Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
I blame Mike Tyson...
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Re: Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
Beat me to the punch there.JimC wrote:I blame Mike Tyson...
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Re: Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
I blame evolution. Football is played by 'apes' and inevitably not being able to use hands to throw up a fuss means a shift towards teeth as a means to display dominance. 
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Re: Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
10-match ban for Suarez. Being a repeat offender, they threw the book at him:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22278258
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22278258
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Re: Luis Suarez takes a bite ...
Idiot's lucky the guy didn't just go mental and cripple the fucker. I watched a player nearly drown in his own blood at an amateur football league match once after his violent antics enraged so many players of the other team that they literally took their boots to his head. His own team-mates just watched.
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