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English butthurt

Post by redunderthebed » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:56 am

Lets see how long until they can win a gold medal. :funny: :funny: :funny:
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Post by Animavore » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:59 am

English butthurt is a thing of beauty. Remember Torville and Dean? ;)
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Post by redunderthebed » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:18 am

Animavore wrote:English butthurt is a thing of beauty. Remember Torville and Dean? ;)
or any penalty shootout since 1966 :dance: :tut: :funny:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Rum » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:33 am

Nationalism is so passe. :roll:

You bastards! :hehe:

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Post by JimC » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:39 am

However, it will not surprise me at all if they finish higher in the medal tally than us, given the whole "home olympics" thing, and fair enough...

At the end, I will simply calculate the medals per million of population figure... ;)
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Post by redunderthebed » Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:16 pm

Another example of it.....

Watching teh canoeing and had to put up with the pommy commentators crapping on about their paddler david florence. He royally fucked it up finishing outside the qualification spots for the final.


The aussie lad kynan maley ranked in the mid-50's in the world made the gold medal final ahead of him. :funny: The tone of the commentators voice was priceless.

He hasn't got a chance in hell of winning a medal but he has achieved what all australian sports men and women should do beat the poms. :dance:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Post by Strontium Dog » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:28 pm

JimC wrote:However, it will not surprise me at all if they finish higher in the medal tally than us, given the whole "home olympics" thing
So what was the excuse in Beijing?
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Post by JimC » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:36 pm

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JimC wrote:However, it will not surprise me at all if they finish higher in the medal tally than us, given the whole "home olympics" thing
So what was the excuse in Beijing?
It was all fixed by the communist swine! :irate:
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Post by Rum » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:37 pm

The Aussies are being embarrassingly parochial.

However we expect no more of them. Bless their sweaty cotton socks. :console:

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Post by JimC » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:16 pm

Rum wrote:The Aussies are being embarrassingly parochial.

However we expect no more of them. Bless their sweaty cotton socks. :console:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:06 am

GB will get something shiny in teh eckwestriunz - because it's a sport you need to have a back garden the size of Kent to compete properly in! :biggrin:
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:20 am

Rum wrote:Nationalism is so passe. :roll:

You bastards! :hehe:
Just discovered this fred. :funny: :funny: :funny:

Even the fucking poncy English fucking horse-riding, with a fucking royal in the fucking team, and they were beaten by the fucking Germans!!! :funny: :funny: :funny:
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Post by Strontium Dog » Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:25 am

Our Germans weren't as good as their Germans.
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:26 am

Strontium Dog wrote:Our Germans weren't as good as their Germans.
:funny:
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Re: English butthurt

Post by redunderthebed » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:34 am

The poms won a gold medal two of them last night! :O

Ah well hopefully we get back in front of them tonight! :tut:

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The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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