If you could remake the movie Casablanca today...

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Re: If you could remake the movie Casablanca today...

Post by Geoff » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:42 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:Anyone who would even for a moment entertain the idea of remaking Casablanca should be beaten to death and then thrown in gaol for a very, very long time.
Indeed so. The original was bad enough...
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Re: If you could remake the movie Casablanca today...

Post by Animavore » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:45 am

Pappa wrote:
Animavore wrote:Never seen the originals of Blade Runner or Apocalypse Now.
Go! Download them now!
But I have the director's cut editions :dunno:
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Re: If you could remake the movie Casablanca today...

Post by Pappa » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:48 am

Animavore wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Animavore wrote:Never seen the originals of Blade Runner or Apocalypse Now.
Go! Download them now!
But I have the director's cut editions :dunno:
Oh.... maybe watch them then. If you want. :dunno:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:54 am

Geoff wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Anyone who would even for a moment entertain the idea of remaking Casablanca should be beaten to death and then thrown in gaol for a very, very long time.
Indeed so. The original was bad enough...

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Re: If you could remake the movie Casablanca today...

Post by Animavore » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:56 am

Pappa wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Animavore wrote:Never seen the originals of Blade Runner or Apocalypse Now.
Go! Download them now!
But I have the director's cut editions :dunno:
Oh.... maybe watch them then. If you want. :dunno:
I already have :dunno: Lots of times. I just meant I never saw the original versions of them.
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Re: If you could remake the movie Casablanca today...

Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:26 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Geoff wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Anyone who would even for a moment entertain the idea of remaking Casablanca should be beaten to death and then thrown in gaol for a very, very long time.
Indeed so. The original was bad enough...

You are dead to me.
I heard the British version was far superior to the weak American version.

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Re: If you could remake the movie Casablanca today...

Post by Orwellian » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:07 am

There is a British version?
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Re: If you could remake the movie Casablanca today...

Post by Geoff » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:10 am

Orwellian wrote:There is a British version?
Coito is trying to be humourous, but of course Merkin humour is famous for being less funny than British... :hehe:
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Re: If you could remake the movie Casablanca today...

Post by Pappa » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:24 pm

Animavore wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Animavore wrote:Never seen the originals of Blade Runner or Apocalypse Now.
Go! Download them now!
But I have the director's cut editions :dunno:
Oh.... maybe watch them then. If you want. :dunno:
I already have :dunno: Lots of times. I just meant I never saw the original versions of them.
:fp: :lol: OK, I understand now. :biggrin:
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Re: If you could remake the movie Casablanca today...

Post by Pappa » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:25 pm

Pappa wrote:Rick Blaine - Harvey Keitel
Ilsa Lunde - Uma Thurman
Victor Laszlo - Tim Roth
Sam the Piano Player - Samuel L Jackson
Cpt. Renault - George Clooney
Major Strasser - Eric Stoltz
Signor Ferrari - Ving Rhames
Ugarte - Steve Buscemi
Yvonne - Daryl Hannah
:sigh: I thought it was funny.
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Re: If you could remake the movie Casablanca today...

Post by Orwellian » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:30 pm

Leaving John Travolta out probably angered folks.
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Re: If you could remake the movie Casablanca today...

Post by JimC » Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:57 am

I think there's something wrong with me.

I just don't get movies.

Old or new...
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Re: If you could remake the movie Casablanca today...

Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Sep 23, 2013 1:41 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Geoff wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Anyone who would even for a moment entertain the idea of remaking Casablanca should be beaten to death and then thrown in gaol for a very, very long time.
Indeed so. The original was bad enough...

You are dead to me.
Odd that you like the movie, there being not a single British hero in the entire movie....

The hero: Rick Blaine, American.
Secondary hero: Viktor Laszlo, Czech resistance fighter
The villains: The Germans
The wishy washy sidekick of the hero: Frenchman, Louis Renault
Damsel in distress: Ilsa Lund, Norwegian hottie
Bartender -- Russian
Owner of the Blue Parrott - Italian (Senor Ferrari)


....not a single Englishman to be found in the whole movie, despite it being set in WW2. That may be why it is considered among the best movies of all time. :{D

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Re: If you could remake the movie Casablanca today...

Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Sep 23, 2013 1:43 pm

JimC wrote:I think there's something wrong with me.

I just don't get movies.

Old or new...
Lately, very few movies have thrilled me. The new movies over the last 10 years have generally been bad, or formulaic. The occasional comedy knocks it out of the park, like the Hangover. Then they ruin it with sequels.

Anything with special effects typically suck these days. They don't get that special effects can't replace dialogue and plot. That's why a 50 year old Twilight Zone episode is still timeless and enjoyable despite its hokey special effects, but recent "blockbusters" tend to be trite and formulaic.

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