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Re: Howdy.

Post by lsdetroit » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:49 pm

i like your beard random. you will be glad to know there are a number of beardies on this site. you'll fit right in.
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Re: Howdy.

Post by RandomGuyOnCouch » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:50 pm

pawiz wrote:
RandomGuyOnCouch wrote:
pawiz wrote:Is couch a euphemism?

Please say yes.

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Twoflower told you to do that didn't she?
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Elessarina wrote:I am waiting for you to be posted my way
Cue joke about "expecting a big package"... :hehe:

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Re: Howdy.

Post by Trolldor » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:50 pm

Feck wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:The fuck is this shit?
Charming as always MH .
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Re: Howdy.

Post by rachelbean » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:51 pm

How do we know you are the real random guy on a couch and not an imposter? :ask:
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock… ;)
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Re: Howdy.

Post by JimC » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:52 pm

Someone find a picture of a couch covered with rendom numbers for his avatar...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Howdy.

Post by Feck » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:52 pm

Random where in Scotland were you born ?
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Re: Howdy.

Post by Twoflower » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:53 pm

He is I can vouch for him! :biggrin:
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Howdy.

Post by JimC » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:53 pm

rachelbean wrote:How do we know you are the real random guy on a couch and not an imposter? :ask:
Photo of him on a computer with Twoflower looking over his shoulder should do it...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Howdy.

Post by Twoflower » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:54 pm

The Mad Hatter wrote:The fuck is this shit?
Its a guy who has been crashing on my couch since Sunday. Be nice to him mister!! Or else!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Howdy.

Post by Ian » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:54 pm

JimC wrote:
rachelbean wrote:How do we know you are the real random guy on a couch and not an imposter? :ask:
Photo of him on a computer with Twoflower looking over his shoulder should do it...
:pop:

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Re: Howdy.

Post by Twoflower » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:55 pm

JimC wrote:
rachelbean wrote:How do we know you are the real random guy on a couch and not an imposter? :ask:
Photo of him on a computer with Twoflower looking over his shoulder should do it...
:tup:
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I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Howdy.

Post by rachelbean » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:56 pm

Twoflower wrote:He is I can vouch for him! :biggrin:
Good enough for me! :biggrin:


Welcome, Couch guy! :cheers:
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Re: Howdy.

Post by Ian » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:58 pm

Welcome, Couch dude! :cheers:

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Re: Howdy.

Post by Robert_S » Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:16 pm

Hey there Random.

Welcome to Ratz.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Howdy.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:42 pm

Yeah, but how do we know she doesn't have her hand up his . . . . Say! Would you look at the time! Gotta go. :leave:
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