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Harold Camping, move over.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:29 pm

so now the rapture is actually going to be on July 24 2012 http://www.themysteryunlocked.com/ :roll:
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Post by laklak » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:32 pm

Fuck, I'm never gonna get to swim in the pool.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by JimC » Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:05 am

I'm more worried about the date of the rupture... :?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:11 pm

JimC wrote:I'm more worried about the date of the rupture... :?
That will happen at an extremely awkward time, leaving you with much frustration.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:21 pm

laklak wrote:Fuck, I'm never gonna get to swim in the pool.
Sure you will; it'll just be a pool of eternal burning hellfire and damnation, instead. Don't forget your boogie board.
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Post by FBM » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:43 pm

Buttercup Murphy wrote:so now the rapture is actually going to be on July 24 2012 http://www.themysteryunlocked.com/ :roll:
Any chance for some wiggle room in that? I've got a PowerPoint presentation...in Korean :ddpan:... this Wednesday afternoon. If we could bump the Apocalypse up to, say, 1 p.m. Wednesday, that would work better for me. I'm willing to do a little extra time in Hell if it will get me out of doing the presentation...
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Post by Ian » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:45 pm

Buttercup Murphy wrote:so now the rapture is actually going to be on July 24 2012 http://www.themysteryunlocked.com/ :roll:
Fine by me. That'll get me out of having to spend a week at the beach watching my kids with my in-laws.

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Post by Tero » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:52 pm

Will the holy spirit confirm my download by e mail?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:54 pm

Guys, remember that the Rapture is only Stage One of the End. Most of us will still be around afterwards to check wallets and purses no long needed by the True Believers.
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:55 pm

He'll get the end right one day. He just keeps to need trying. :smoke:

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Post by Azathoth » Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:09 pm

Raptures are boring. When is Cthulhu rising?
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Post by maiforpeace » Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:14 pm

Buttercup Murphy wrote:Guys, remember that the Rapture is only Stage One of the End. Most of us will still be around afterwards to check wallets and purses no long needed by the True Believers.
Yea, well I expect you'll be busy taking care of all the pets left behind.

Makes a case for getting organized ahead of time.
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Tero wrote:Will the holy spirit confirm my download by e mail?
Everyone at Ratz will be 404'd, I imagine. :tut:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:38 pm

maiforpeace wrote:
Buttercup Murphy wrote:Guys, remember that the Rapture is only Stage One of the End. Most of us will still be around afterwards to check wallets and purses no long needed by the True Believers.
Yea, well I expect you'll be busy taking care of all the pets left behind.

Makes a case for getting organized ahead of time.
There's already a guy on the Internet that ran that scam. People actually gave him money. While I applaud their wanting to see their pets take care of after they've gone to Heaven I have to say that it wouldn't be Heaven for me without pets. I'd like to see all my pets once again, buried in a furry mountain that purrs in a celestial voice.
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Post by maiforpeace » Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:51 pm

Buttercup Murphy wrote:
maiforpeace wrote:
Buttercup Murphy wrote:Guys, remember that the Rapture is only Stage One of the End. Most of us will still be around afterwards to check wallets and purses no long needed by the True Believers.
Yea, well I expect you'll be busy taking care of all the pets left behind.

Makes a case for getting organized ahead of time.
There's already a guy on the Internet that ran that scam. People actually gave him money. While I applaud their wanting to see their pets take care of after they've gone to Heaven I have to say that it wouldn't be Heaven for me without pets. I'd like to see all my pets once again, buried in a furry mountain that purrs in a celestial voice.
Yes, why is it that the pets don't get raptured, anyway?
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