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Post by Rum » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:52 pm

From an atheist Youtube channel comment.. Impeccable logic.

"If babies who die go straight to heaven, then Christians should murder their babies to send them straight to heaven before they grow up and have a chance to be a sinner. Then all they have to do is repent and ask for forgiveness ... and they can be in heaven too"!

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:55 pm

I see no way in which this plan could go wrong!
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Post by Rum » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:56 pm

..and think of the money they will save! Expensive business kids!
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Post by Tero » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:59 pm

We had this, kind of, with the feral babies in the yard. You feed them puppy chow. If you fence the yard, you can keep the babies. With no fence, they go to heaven soon enough.

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Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:01 pm

Good thing Christians are not trying to be logical considering the Muslim attempts at it? :smoke:
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Post by Mallardz » Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:14 pm

But then there would be no next generation of Christians and they'd die out silly.
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Post by mistermack » Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:38 pm

Rum wrote:From an atheist Youtube channel comment.. Impeccable logic.

"If babies who die go straight to heaven, then Christians should murder their babies to send them straight to heaven before they grow up and have a chance to be a sinner. Then all they have to do is repent and ask for forgiveness ... and they can be in heaven too"!
It's always confused me why they display grief when the pope dies, or Mother Theresa, or some other holy git.
They should be celebrating. I do.
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Post by Tyrannical » Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:54 pm

Rum wrote:From an atheist Youtube channel comment.. Impeccable logic.

"If babies who die go straight to heaven, then Christians should murder their babies to send them straight to heaven before they grow up and have a chance to be a sinner. Then all they have to do is repent and ask for forgiveness ... and they can be in heaven too"!

Been there, done that.

But with Buddhism and reincarnation and a nuclear Apocalypse. Professor was shocked needless to say :{D
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Post by hadespussercats » Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:43 pm

Babies who haven't been baptized go to limbo, not heaven.

Baptize, then kill, I guess.
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Post by Rum » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:21 pm

Tyrannical wrote:
Rum wrote:From an atheist Youtube channel comment.. Impeccable logic.

"If babies who die go straight to heaven, then Christians should murder their babies to send them straight to heaven before they grow up and have a chance to be a sinner. Then all they have to do is repent and ask for forgiveness ... and they can be in heaven too"!

Been there, done that.

But with Buddhism and reincarnation and a nuclear Apocalypse. Professor was shocked needless to say :{D
You've killed babies?

..I should have known of course.. :fp:

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:26 pm

hadespussercats wrote:Babies who haven't been baptized go to limbo, not heaven.

Baptize, then kill, I guess.
Nah - the Pope decided Limbo wasn't real a few years ago.

I wonder how much utter despair that little idea caused over the centuries.

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Post by hadespussercats » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:48 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:Babies who haven't been baptized go to limbo, not heaven.

Baptize, then kill, I guess.
Nah - the Pope decided Limbo wasn't real a few years ago.

I wonder how much utter despair that little idea caused over the centuries.
Yeah. I've wondered that myself. Glad it's been ditched as a concept. Wish they'd ditch a whole lot more of them along with.
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:51 pm

I always liked the concept of limbo. You get the best of both worlds and everything continues as usual after you die. Who could ask for more? :smoke:
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:03 pm

Crumple wrote:I always liked the concept of limbo. You get the best of both worlds and everything continues as usual after you die. Who could ask for more? :smoke:
I think it was more of a Hades kind of place.

Wait... I see your point.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:12 pm

Limbo contest! :dance:
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