IMO forced conversions of the heathens to Christianity is.........funny
Waterboarding is NOT torture - it's just a forced baptism!
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Waterboarding is NOT torture - it's just a forced baptism!
FACT.
IMO forced conversions of the heathens to Christianity is.........funny
IMO forced conversions of the heathens to Christianity is.........funny
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Re: Waterboarding is NOT torture - it's just a forced baptis
That would definitely fit with Hitchens calling it torture. 
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Re: Waterboarding is NOT torture - it's just a forced baptis
The Mormons baptized Anne Frank recently.
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Re: Waterboarding is NOT torture - it's just a forced baptis
What's a good name for a religion that only recognizes baptism via waterboarding?
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Re: Waterboarding is NOT torture - it's just a forced baptis
Quaker?Robert_S wrote:What's a good name for a religion that only recognizes baptism via waterboarding?
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Re: Waterboarding is NOT torture - it's just a forced baptis
And when they die, do they have wakeboarding?Robert_S wrote:What's a good name for a religion that only recognizes baptism via waterboarding?
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Re: Waterboarding is NOT torture - it's just a forced baptis
Problem is, it works... Karl der Grosse converted the Saxons by the sword, and Germans still are very much chretins.Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:FACT.
IMO forced conversions of the heathens to Christianity is.........funny
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Just before she was outed as a lesbian.Gawdzilla wrote:The Mormons baptized Anne Frank recently.
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Svartalf wrote:Just before she was outed as a Muslim lesbian terrorist.Gawdzilla wrote:The Mormons baptized Anne Frank recently.
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Actually, the terrorists are the guys who don't want women to be lesbians.
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...unless they can watch.Svartalf wrote:Actually, the terrorists are the guys who don't want women to be lesbians.
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Re: Waterboarding is NOT torture - it's just a forced baptis
All Lesbians are Atheists.
FACT.
(And if that FACT were more widely publicised I think it would help "sell" Atheism a lot more - at least to half the world's population
......surprised that Prof Dawkins didn't include a chapter in his book, with pictures ).
FACT.
(And if that FACT were more widely publicised I think it would help "sell" Atheism a lot more - at least to half the world's population
......surprised that Prof Dawkins didn't include a chapter in his book, with pictures ).Get me to a Nunnery
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