I've just been Raptured!

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I've just been Raptured!

Post by Santa_Claus » Sat May 21, 2011 9:35 am

F#cking awesome :ninja:
I am Leader of all The Atheists in the world - FACT.

Come look inside Santa's Hole :ninja:

You want to hear the truth about Santa Claus???.....you couldn't handle the truth about Santa Claus!!!
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Re: I've just been Raptured!

Post by Faithfree » Sat May 21, 2011 9:44 am

What you got is spelt Ruptured. :tea:
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Re: I've just been Raptured!

Post by Geoff » Sat May 21, 2011 10:01 am

I just had a really good shit, does that count? :dunno:
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Re: I've just been Raptured!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat May 21, 2011 10:13 am

Been rapturing yourself on the bus again, Santa? That earthquake was probably just the pot-holes on the high street. :biggrin:
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Re: I've just been Raptured!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat May 21, 2011 11:17 am

The angels came for me. I fought them off. Then this guy came for me, and I gave him :hugs:

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Post by Tero » Sat May 21, 2011 11:25 am

I hear the surgery is not bad but the recovery from hernia may take a few days.
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Re: I've just been Raptured!

Post by klr » Sat May 21, 2011 1:22 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:F#cking awesome :ninja:
So, what IP subnet is Heaven on? :tea:
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