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Post by tattuchu » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:22 pm

Why does Satan/Lucifer punish people God sends down to Hell? Is this just Christian propaganda or what? Because didn't Lucifer tell God to fuck right off originally? So why would he do God's bidding? Seems to me he'd be rewarding anyone who made it down into his domain by pissing God off. They'd be his best buds, right? I think everyone in Hell is prolly sitting around drinking beers and enjoying themselves, while having a laugh at the poor deluded bastards in so-called Heaven who are bored shitless sitting on clouds playing harps. Certainly there's nothing fun to do in Heaven, because everything that's halfway enjoyable is a sin! :think:

Go ahead and explain some things you don't understand as well. Perhaps we can sort them out here :ask:
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Post by AshtonBlack » Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:02 pm

How were adam and eve supposed to know that disobeying god was wrong BEFORE they chomped on an apple of knowledge?

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Post by tattuchu » Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:08 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:How were adam and eve supposed to know that disobeying god was wrong BEFORE they chomped on an apple of knowledge?
It's sort of a catch-22, isn't it :ask:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:12 pm

tattuchu wrote:Why does Satan/Lucifer punish people God sends down to Hell? Is this just Christian propaganda or what? Because didn't Lucifer tell God to fuck right off originally? So why would he do God's bidding? Seems to me he'd be rewarding anyone who made it down into his domain by pissing God off. They'd be his best buds, right? I think everyone in Hell is prolly sitting around drinking beers and enjoying themselves, while having a laugh at the poor deluded bastards in so-called Heaven who are bored shitless sitting on clouds playing harps. Certainly there's nothing fun to do in Heaven, because everything that's halfway enjoyable is a sin! :think:

Go ahead and explain some things you don't understand as well. Perhaps we can sort them out here :ask:
Satan likes to try and make people more miserable than he is. So his tormenting of people who were snippy to their parents or turned on a light on Sunday or looked at Ele's latest boob picture is just his way of compensating.
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Post by tattuchu » Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:24 pm

Gawdzilla wrote: Satan likes to try and make people more miserable than he is. So his tormenting of people who were snippy to their parents or turned on a light on Sunday or looked at Ele's latest boob picture is just his way of compensating.
Is he miserable? In every depiction of him I've seen, he's smiling and seems rather pleased with himself. God's the one who's always angry and doing things like smiting and suchlike :ask:
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Re: things I don't understand

Post by Pappa » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:17 am

tattuchu wrote:Why does Satan/Lucifer punish people God sends down to Hell? Is this just Christian propaganda or what? Because didn't Lucifer tell God to fuck right off originally? So why would he do God's bidding? Seems to me he'd be rewarding anyone who made it down into his domain by pissing God off. They'd be his best buds, right?
You have a very good point Tat. I'll mention that next time I argue about satan.

Btw... why was he cast out?
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Post by RuleBritannia » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:35 am

Pappa wrote:
tattuchu wrote:Why does Satan/Lucifer punish people God sends down to Hell? Is this just Christian propaganda or what? Because didn't Lucifer tell God to fuck right off originally? So why would he do God's bidding? Seems to me he'd be rewarding anyone who made it down into his domain by pissing God off. They'd be his best buds, right?
You have a very good point Tat. I'll mention that next time I argue about satan.

Btw... why was he cast out?
He wasn't wicked or vengeful enough.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:44 am

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Gawdzilla wrote: Satan likes to try and make people more miserable than he is. So his tormenting of people who were snippy to their parents or turned on a light on Sunday or looked at Ele's latest boob picture is just his way of compensating.
Is he miserable? In every depiction of him I've seen, he's smiling and seems rather pleased with himself. God's the one who's always angry and doing things like smiting and suchlike :ask:
"Fair of face, foul of heart." The Trickster would never reveal his true emotions.

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Post by tattuchu » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:51 am

Pappa wrote:
tattuchu wrote:Why does Satan/Lucifer punish people God sends down to Hell? Is this just Christian propaganda or what? Because didn't Lucifer tell God to fuck right off originally? So why would he do God's bidding? Seems to me he'd be rewarding anyone who made it down into his domain by pissing God off. They'd be his best buds, right?
You have a very good point Tat. I'll mention that next time I argue about satan.

Btw... why was he cast out?
God tried to molest him, I expect, and he told God to fuck right off. Yeah, that was the start of it, the start of a long tradition :?

Seriously, why was he cast out? How does the story go? I imagine he was willful and disobedient or summat :ask:
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Post by Pappa » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:53 am

tattuchu wrote:Seriously, why was he cast out? How does the story go? I imagine he was willful and disobedient or summat :ask:
With Haweh... it could be any fucking reason. :hehe:
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Post by tattuchu » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:54 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote: Satan likes to try and make people more miserable than he is. So his tormenting of people who were snippy to their parents or turned on a light on Sunday or looked at Ele's latest boob picture is just his way of compensating.
Is he miserable? In every depiction of him I've seen, he's smiling and seems rather pleased with himself. God's the one who's always angry and doing things like smiting and suchlike :ask:
"Fair of face, foul of heart." The Trickster would never reveal his true emotions.

"Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven"
Trickster Schmickster. Just more slander and propaganda. Satan is a straight-shooter. He tells it like it is. God on the other hand, well, I wouldn't trust him as far as I could spit. And that's not awfully far at all, because I've never been a very good spitter.
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Post by tattuchu » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:55 am

Pappa wrote:
tattuchu wrote:Seriously, why was he cast out? How does the story go? I imagine he was willful and disobedient or summat :ask:
With Haweh... it could be any fucking reason. :hehe:
God really does act like a spoilt child, doesn't He?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:00 am

tattuchu wrote:Seriously, why was he cast out? How does the story go? I imagine he was willful and disobedient or summat :ask:
He thought he could do a better job than God as the divine being. So there was a revolt in heaven. One side lost. That side was deemed "evil". The winning side was deemed "good". The winning side wrote the history so we'll never know who was know before the revolt started.
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Post by Pappa » Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:01 am

tattuchu wrote:
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tattuchu wrote:Seriously, why was he cast out? How does the story go? I imagine he was willful and disobedient or summat :ask:
With Haweh... it could be any fucking reason. :hehe:
God really does act like a spoilt child, doesn't He?
But it's ok... cos he loves you. :ddpan:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:14 am

It's hard to understand shit that just isn't real. Just saying. :tea:
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