How do Muslims wash their arses?
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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
You are in Muslim training!?!!
My husband does that too...I'm not sure how eco-friendly it is though, since he poos twice a day.
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I've never been to Muslimia, but I hope things have changed since the sixties.
A friend of mine went to Morocco, and the first Arab he saw walking down the street in one of those long, flowing robes stopped as he walked, sank down to half his height for a minute, then rose back up and walked on.
They were trying to work out what he was doing, till one of them spotted the turd lying there in the street.
A friend of mine went to Morocco, and the first Arab he saw walking down the street in one of those long, flowing robes stopped as he walked, sank down to half his height for a minute, then rose back up and walked on.
They were trying to work out what he was doing, till one of them spotted the turd lying there in the street.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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The Church wanted to ban them because when they are used in conjunction with a handstand they make an effective contraceptive too.Gawdzilla wrote:Fizzy drinks make a good emergency douche, I hear. The church wanted to ban them at one point because of this.
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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
mistermack wrote:I've never been to Muslimia, but I hope things have changed since the sixties.
A friend of mine went to Morocco, and the first Arab he saw walking down the street in one of those long, flowing robes stopped as he walked, sank down to half his height for a minute, then rose back up and walked on.
They were trying to work out what he was doing, till one of them spotted the turd lying there in the street.
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I thought it was 3 sea shells?Tigger wrote:I read something about using 3 stones, but I can't assist beyond that, and this:Pappa wrote:Is there some specific method Muslims use for washing their arses after they shit? I understand that some take a bottle of water into the toilet with them, but I have no idea exactly what they do with it. Do arse washing practices vary from place to place or from person to person? Anyone know anything about it? I know a couple of Muslims, but not well enough to ask for arse washing tips.
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I am pakistani, so we use something called a lota (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lota_%28vessel%29) that you put water in and wash it with that. And some just prefer tissues if they can afford it, that is.
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Yes, there's nothing like drinking a fizzy drink whilst doing a handstand to put me off sex.Brian Peacock wrote:The Church wanted to ban them because when they are used in conjunction with a handstand they make an effective contraceptive too.Gawdzilla wrote:Fizzy drinks make a good emergency douche, I hear. The church wanted to ban them at one point because of this.
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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
using paper dont remove all your crap. only water cleans properly the dirty arse.
thats why prophet mohammed told us all to wash our hole before leaving the toilet.
we use a can to pur water our hole and and use the other hand to wash it. then we wash both hands with soap to clean them.
thats Allah's orders. muslims are cleanest people when it comes to nature's call.
thats why prophet mohammed told us all to wash our hole before leaving the toilet.
we use a can to pur water our hole and and use the other hand to wash it. then we wash both hands with soap to clean them.
thats Allah's orders. muslims are cleanest people when it comes to nature's call.
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what's the big deal
bidets have been in use in europe for ages and ages
bidets have been in use in europe for ages and ages
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Not halal bidets..Morticia. wrote:what's the big deal
bidets have been in use in europe for ages and ages
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