Job vacancy: Antichrist

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Job vacancy: Antichrist

Post by Faithfree » Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:25 pm

We’ve been expecting the fucker for many centuries now, but no show. :bored:

Maybe if we advertise ...
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Re: Job vacancy: Antichrist

Post by Rum » Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:31 pm

This reminded me of something that occurred to me last night.

When you go to heaven do you get to know everything? I mean all the stuff that God knows (like I mean everything, right!). Do we get to know all of that or do you have to go to school up there? Or are you stuck with what you learnt about science and stuff down here on earth?

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Re: Job vacancy: Antichrist

Post by Faithfree » Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:38 pm

Rum wrote:This reminded me of something that occurred to me last night.

When you go to heaven do you get to know everything? I mean all the stuff that God knows (like I mean everything, right!). Do we get to know all of that or do you have to go to school up there? Or are you stuck with what you learnt about science and stuff down here on earth?
When you're in heaven you get to watch people masturbating in secret back on Earth ... just like ceiling cat. At least I think that's how it works.
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Re: Job vacancy: Antichrist

Post by mistermack » Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:39 pm

Rum wrote:This reminded me of something that occurred to me last night.

When you go to heaven do you get to know everything? I mean all the stuff that God knows (like I mean everything, right!). Do we get to know all of that or do you have to go to school up there? Or are you stuck with what you learnt about science and stuff down here on earth?
You don't need to know. You're in a state of bliss, which as far as I can gather, is a bit like being totally stoned on heroin, but without the after affects.
Blissful ignorance. Suit me sir.
Just a shame it's bollocks.
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Re: Job vacancy: Antichrist

Post by mistermack » Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:40 pm

Faithfree wrote: When you're in heaven you get to watch people masturbating in secret back on Earth ... just like ceiling cat. At least I think that's how it works.
Mum ! Mum! Look what I can do !!!
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Re: Job vacancy: Antichrist

Post by JimC » Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:51 am

mistermack wrote:
Rum wrote:This reminded me of something that occurred to me last night.

When you go to heaven do you get to know everything? I mean all the stuff that God knows (like I mean everything, right!). Do we get to know all of that or do you have to go to school up there? Or are you stuck with what you learnt about science and stuff down here on earth?
You don't need to know. You're in a state of bliss, which as far as I can gather, is a bit like being totally stoned on heroin, but without the after affects.
Blissful ignorance. Suit me sir.
Just a shame it's bollocks.
Unfortunately, a mind virus is inserted which makes you sing endless hymns of praise to a vicious tyrant...

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Re: Job vacancy: Antichrist

Post by Audley Strange » Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:28 am

"What started as a legitimate effort by the townspeople of Salem to identify, capture and kill those who did Satan's bidding quickly deteriorated into a witch hunt" Army Man

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