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Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:43 pm

Really is pathetic. What next?

Military hardware company swamped with orders for bulletproof schoolbags as US school term starts
Backpacks designed for regular use — but can withstand bullets from high-velocity rifles including AK-47s and M-16s
Price: $497.
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Post by laklak » Mon Sep 03, 2018 2:40 pm

Damn, I should have thought of that.
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Post by Rum » Mon Sep 03, 2018 2:42 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:
Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:43 pm
Really is pathetic. What next?

Military hardware company swamped with orders for bulletproof schoolbags as US school term starts
Backpacks designed for regular use — but can withstand bullets from high-velocity rifles including AK-47s and M-16s
Price: $497.
What next? Armour piercing bullets for mass murderers that's what. Such is the insane fucking logic of the gun issue there.

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Post by Svartalf » Mon Sep 03, 2018 2:52 pm

Limited usefulness... those things imply that the target would be carrying the schoolbag at the time of the shooting, and would be able to interpose it between itself and the shooter... bulletproof apparel and headwear would be a much more efficient solution to the problem...
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Sep 03, 2018 2:59 pm

Rum wrote:
Mon Sep 03, 2018 2:42 pm
Scot Dutchy wrote:
Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:43 pm
Really is pathetic. What next?

Military hardware company swamped with orders for bulletproof schoolbags as US school term starts
Backpacks designed for regular use — but can withstand bullets from high-velocity rifles including AK-47s and M-16s
Price: $497.
What next? Armour piercing bullets for mass murderers that's what. Such is the insane fucking logic of the gun issue there.
Yep Rum escalation. They never learn.
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Post by laklak » Mon Sep 03, 2018 2:59 pm

We need to work on 3D interactive avatars we can send to school and keep the kids at home.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:49 pm

Sad indictment on the country.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:53 pm

They should wear bullet proof burqa's.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:55 pm

Do you think I can get away with campaigning to encourage would be shooters to choose worthwhile targets? Why not? Is it not a viable solution? I mean, if we're not going to get rid of guns, and as a country we sure as hell support shooting all kinds of people, then what would be wrong with establishing a non-profit aimed at encouraging would be shooters to shoot the right people?

I've been thinking about this for a long time actually.

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Post by laklak » Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:58 pm

Point system. 50 points for a state politician, 100 for a fed. Hummer drivers get you 25, anyone taking a selfie is 15. 2000 points gets you a Kewpie Doll, or you can save up 5000 for a Red Lobster 2-4-1 coupon.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Sep 03, 2018 6:01 pm

Exactly! I know they want to hurt a lot of people and that's why they choose the targets they do. But deep down, don't they want to hurt us because we don't love/appreciate them? Well, get all the love baby--shoot that motherfucking scumbag con in the suit :smoke:

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Post by Rum » Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:37 pm

Or someone could start a meetup web site for potential gun multiple murderers and they could meet up and shoot each other.

You could charge a registration fee even.

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Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:47 pm

Hey, now we're thinking.

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Seriously though, I wonder if I'll live to see attitudes changed enough to allow guns to go away in large numbers?

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Post by Jason » Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:03 pm

I'm sure in the Bronze age all those flint chipping suckers wanted that new fangled metal to go away along with all the sharper tools it delivered.

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Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:12 pm

That doesn't seem like a reasonable analogy. Are our European peers falling behind us on account of their luddite attitudes?

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