Heavy night of drinking leads three Brits on mistaken voyage
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Heavy night of drinking leads three Brits on mistaken voyage
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Heavy night of drinking leads three Brits on mistaken voyage to Syria
What does a poor sense of direction and a night of heavy drinking get you? Apparently for three British partygoers, an inadvertent trip to war-torn Syria.
At least that's what Lewis Ellis, 25, Alex McCormick, 19, and James Wallman 23 discovered after clubbing all night near the Cypriot port town Ayia Napa, finding themselves castaway on a vessel thought to be destined for a dolphin sightseeing expedition, according to The Daily Mail.
"The last club closed at 7:30 a.m. so we just powered through to our 9:00 a.m. boat trip and ended up blagging our way on to the wrong boat," Ellis told Internet publication news.com.au on Monday.
"We went to watch... dolphins and we ended up in f**king Syria," Ellis added.
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Heavy night of drinking leads three Brits on mistaken voyage to Syria
What does a poor sense of direction and a night of heavy drinking get you? Apparently for three British partygoers, an inadvertent trip to war-torn Syria.
At least that's what Lewis Ellis, 25, Alex McCormick, 19, and James Wallman 23 discovered after clubbing all night near the Cypriot port town Ayia Napa, finding themselves castaway on a vessel thought to be destined for a dolphin sightseeing expedition, according to The Daily Mail.
"The last club closed at 7:30 a.m. so we just powered through to our 9:00 a.m. boat trip and ended up blagging our way on to the wrong boat," Ellis told Internet publication news.com.au on Monday.
"We went to watch... dolphins and we ended up in f**king Syria," Ellis added.
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This is a hoax.
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Yes. A hoax. At least that's what is claimed in the link Crumple so helpfully provided.
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Everybody in Alaska's got one of these stories, except it's usually Reno, or Thailand, and they never remember how they got there.
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Thanks dad.Hermit wrote:Yes. A hoax. At least that's what is claimed in the link Crumple so helpfully provided.
Rum wrote:Does it occur to you that you have subscribed to the model of maleness you seem to be pushing in order to justify your innately hostile and aggressive nature? I have noticed it often and even wondered if it might be some sort of personality disorder. You should consider this possibility.
Things Rum has diagnosed me with to date: "personality disorder", autism, Aspergers.Rum wrote:Did I leave out being a twat? (With ref to your sig)
eRvin wrote:People can see what a fucking freak you are. Have you not noticed all the disparaging comments you get?
rum wrote:What a cunt you are. Truly.
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Don't forget Father's Day.Meekychuppet wrote:Thanks dad.Hermit wrote:Yes. A hoax. At least that's what is claimed in the link Crumple so helpfully provided.
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