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cronus
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by cronus » Sat Feb 22, 2014 7:09 pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-no ... e-26307915
Gin worth £18,000 stolen from lorry on A14
Thieves have stolen £18,000 worth of gin from a lorry parked on a roadside in Northamptonshire, police said.
More than 1,000 bottles were taken from the truck while it was in a lay-by between junctions two and three on the A14 eastbound carriageway.
Police believe a van was used to steal the pallet of bottles between 20:00 GMT on Wednesday and 05:00 on Thursday.
Northamptonshire Police urged anyone offered cheap Bombay Sapphire gin to contact the force.
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where's Jim?)
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by Svartalf » Sat Feb 22, 2014 7:13 pm
LOL, like prosspective receivers of the stolen good will rat... the goods are good and the reward slight.
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JimC
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by JimC » Sat Feb 22, 2014 8:23 pm
It wasn't me!
I've been in Melbourne all week!
And nobody can prove otherwise!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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by laklak » Sat Feb 22, 2014 8:28 pm
It's a fair cop, guv. Jim will go quietly.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by DaveDodo007 » Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:20 pm
Looks like a frame up as 1,000 bottles wouldn't last a year in JimC's case. Now the gin lakes surrounded by lemon trees appearing all over the world is a little more suspect?
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by JimC » Sun Feb 23, 2014 12:44 am
DaveDodo007 wrote:Looks like a frame up as 1,000 bottles wouldn't last a year in JimC's case. Now the gin lakes surrounded by lemon trees appearing all over the world is a little more suspect?
Nearly 3 bottles a day?
What's a little alcohol poisoning, anyway!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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by FBM » Sun Feb 23, 2014 1:09 am
Yer secret is safe with me, Jim. I'll be checking the mail once a week for a package, though.
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