Thanks for all the snow, God.

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Thanks for all the snow, God.

Post by devogue » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:25 am

God is indeed a jealous God - he must be getting very jealous of all the attention terminally ill children give to Santa Claus, so he has ensured that epic amounts of snow will ruin their happiness.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-12048784

So not only has God's plan involved the creation of desperately sick children who will never see adulthood, many of whom are in great pain according to an article on BBC Northern Ireland's radio news this morning, but it also involves destroying a beautiful crumb of comfort for a hundred of them by preventing them from seeing Santa. It's so cruel it almost makes me think he doesn't exist.

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Re: Thanks for all the snow, God.

Post by Animavore » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:27 am

I know it might be hard for you to understand right now and it's only human that you feel angry. But God has done this for a reason. Some good will come out of it in the end, you'll see. It could be in the form of one child gets better or one of them wins a Blue Peter painting competition - but whatever it is and whenever it is, I will point to it and say, "See? I told you it would turn out for the best".
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Re: Thanks for all the snow, God.

Post by JimC » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:42 am

"Puny, ignorant humans should not question the mysterious plan of the ruler of the Universe...

For he is a jealous, petty and spiteful arsehole"

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Re: Thanks for all the snow, God.

Post by Pappa » Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:07 am

Those kids are sinners, that's why they're ill in the first place.
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Re: Thanks for all the snow, God.

Post by Tero » Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:51 am

Well, sending them kids would have been a pretty cool dumb idea. The would get some reindeer pizza up there and put the Rudolph myth to rest.

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Re: Thanks for all the snow, God.

Post by Santa_Claus » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:08 pm

if they were muslim they would not have got sick.
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Post by Faithfree » Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:30 pm

It's is those people that prayed for a white Christmas that are to blame. :nono:
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Post by rachelbean » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:00 pm

Animavore wrote:I know it might be hard for you to understand right now and it's only human that you feel angry. But God has done this for a reason. Some good will come out of it in the end, you'll see. It could be in the form of one child gets better or one of them wins a Blue Peter painting competition - but whatever it is and whenever it is, I will point to it and say, "See? I told you it would turn out for the best".
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Re: Thanks for all the snow, God.

Post by Ironclad » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:03 pm

God hates us all. He's making me work crimbo AND sodding NYE too.

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