Where's Red Celt when you want a laugh!?

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Post by Svartalf » Fri Aug 08, 2014 6:48 pm

trying to encourage the smuggling business?
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:34 pm

The thing is, they don't mean it. Scotland is a market, and there's no way the capitalists who control the government would let any PM make it more difficult to sell us stuff. They're just a shower of (as previously stated) FUCKING BASTARDS.
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:36 pm

But it's my ball, and if you won't play nice with me I'm taking it home. :dq:

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Post by Svartalf » Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:37 pm

Mmmh, is Scotland a Big Enough Market for the powers of Phynance to even care?
and yes, we know they are involved in politics.
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Post by Rum » Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:41 pm

In 2011 Scotland had 8% of the UK's population. Significant but not a major loss in terms of markets. There's only so much haggis people will eat after all...

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Post by cronus » Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:13 pm

Rum wrote:In 2011 Scotland had 8% of the UK's population. Significant but not a major loss in terms of markets. There's only so much haggis people will eat after all...
Scotland will be a catalyst for the entire north breaking away. This will effect you Rum. Don't be so busy sawing that branch away you are sat on. :coffee:
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:20 pm

LOL, I don't see Northumbria breaking away from London, or Geordieshire either.
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Post by cronus » Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:36 pm

Svartalf wrote:LOL, I don't see Northumbria breaking away from London, or Geordieshire either.
You don't know the situation. It's fragility. The history.

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Post by Svartalf » Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:39 pm

I be kenning whae be a Scot and whae ain't, and real sassenachs are too loyal to london and their veneer of respectability to strike for independence.
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Post by cronus » Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:45 pm

Svartalf wrote:I be kenning whae be a Scot and whae ain't, and real sassenachs are too loyal to london and their veneer of respectability to strike for independence.
Nobody, but nobody, outside London likes London here. At least anywhere North of Peterborough.

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Post by John_fi_Skye » Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:53 pm

Svartalf wrote:I be kenning whae be a Scot and whae ain't, and real sassenachs are too loyal to london and their veneer of respectability to strike for independence.
Guid lad - ettlin yit tae spik a wheen Scots! Mibbes, "Ah ken whae's a Scot an whae isnae."
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Post by cronus » Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:13 pm

John_fi_Skye wrote:
Svartalf wrote:I be kenning whae be a Scot and whae ain't, and real sassenachs are too loyal to london and their veneer of respectability to strike for independence.
Guid lad - ettlin yit tae spik a wheen Scots! Mibbes, "Ah ken whae's a Scot an whae isnae."
Scot on the mothers side so I got the body language, maybe not so much the wittering. You'r aware how quick the wittering changes without central restaint?
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Post by JimC » Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:25 pm

Rum wrote:They won't win, but if by some bizarre chance they do I plan to establish toll booths on all the border crossings going south!
With mirrors on the ground to look up kilts for possible contraband!

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:27 pm

Best get stockpiling shells and beads in Scotland, just in case...

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Re: Where's Red Celt when you want a laugh!?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:34 pm

Or the Scots could use leaves as currency, like in Hitchhikers.

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