Could James Bond be black?
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If you can have a black Barbie, you can have a black Bond.
It's not important. I don't think the guy is racist. He just has a fixed idea of the character being of a certain identity, which is white.
Which is true. But you can change it to a black character. It's no more important than a black Barbie.
Unless you are a sad individual who thinks that it IS important.
But thinking it's important that the character stays as it was isn't racist. It's just sad and petty.
James Bond books and films are for children. When I was a kid, I could read it and watch it.
Now I find it juvenile stuff. I don't give a fuck who plays Bond.
Maybe they could use Elba, and whiten him up with makeup. See, there's always a commonsense answer !!!
It's not important. I don't think the guy is racist. He just has a fixed idea of the character being of a certain identity, which is white.
Which is true. But you can change it to a black character. It's no more important than a black Barbie.
Unless you are a sad individual who thinks that it IS important.
But thinking it's important that the character stays as it was isn't racist. It's just sad and petty.
James Bond books and films are for children. When I was a kid, I could read it and watch it.
Now I find it juvenile stuff. I don't give a fuck who plays Bond.
Maybe they could use Elba, and whiten him up with makeup. See, there's always a commonsense answer !!!
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I agree with everything you just said. He definitely has presence and charisma. He comes across as someone strong in both body and mind. Very charming. Very confident. Not someone you'd want to mess with at all. Definitely would be a great Bond. I still like my idea of Rowan Atkinson better, though.rachelbean wrote:Idris Elba is far from rough. Even as Stringer Bell he was as smooth as could be. He's incredibly hot, and oozes charisma, and he comes across as someone with brains and street smarts in many of his roles (when he's not playing a god) so I can just easily see him sliding into the part.
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I'm with you, Tatt. Bean. James Bean.tattuchu wrote:No. Rowan Atkinson should be Bond. I'm not even joking. He'd be fucking brilliant.rEvolutionist wrote:Even Clive Owen or Gerard Butler. Definitely Butler. But I think Fassbender would probably be the best Bond ever.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I would pick Sacha Baron-Cohen.
But he probably wouldn't take it. He's more than rich enough already.

But he probably wouldn't take it. He's more than rich enough already.
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When he is a bit older I could see Daniel Radcliffe playing him. He's a damn good actor
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Rowan Atkinson already did Bond, Johnny English.tattuchu wrote:I agree with everything you just said. He definitely has presence and charisma. He comes across as someone strong in both body and mind. Very charming. Very confident. Not someone you'd want to mess with at all. Definitely would be a great Bond. I still like my idea of Rowan Atkinson better, though.rachelbean wrote:Idris Elba is far from rough. Even as Stringer Bell he was as smooth as could be. He's incredibly hot, and oozes charisma, and he comes across as someone with brains and street smarts in many of his roles (when he's not playing a god) so I can just easily see him sliding into the part.
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I'd like James Bond killed off. He is a relic of nasty century and should carry no weight with the civilizing forces of this new one. Bond needs a accident not a change of skin tone. 

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Of course, you can't rule out Robert Webb. And David Mitchell as a baddie. Ready made cast :
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Oh shit. I know he'd done Dr. Who but I had know idea he'd done Bond. FudgePappa wrote:Rowan Atkinson already did Bond, Johnny English.tattuchu wrote:I agree with everything you just said. He definitely has presence and charisma. He comes across as someone strong in both body and mind. Very charming. Very confident. Not someone you'd want to mess with at all. Definitely would be a great Bond. I still like my idea of Rowan Atkinson better, though.rachelbean wrote:Idris Elba is far from rough. Even as Stringer Bell he was as smooth as could be. He's incredibly hot, and oozes charisma, and he comes across as someone with brains and street smarts in many of his roles (when he's not playing a god) so I can just easily see him sliding into the part.

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You're just scared he'll track down the super-villain that's responsible for Ebola!Scumple wrote:I'd like James Bond killed off. He is a relic of nasty century and should carry no weight with the civilizing forces of this new one. Bond needs a accident not a change of skin tone.

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Ah, I didn't realise that. Well he can do the British accent well. I've got nothing against Elba, he's a good actor. But he's not what I would consider James Bond material. But I didn't think Daniel Craig was either. So it shows how much I know..rachelbean wrote:Also, Fassbender is German, raised in Ireland. Elba is from London. They both do accents well, but saying Fassbender has the accent makes no sense...
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