What, no Australian election thread???

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Re: What, no Australian election thread???

Post by BrettA » Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:13 am

News here just said that the top two parties might be only a seat off of each other and recounts were going on in several locations... but what do we know?
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:ask: Well, at least the 'Vote or else' applies down there, huh?
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Re: What, no Australian election thread???

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:17 am

BrettA wrote:News here just said that the top two parties might be only a seat off of each other and recounts were going on in several locations... but what do we know?
Gawdzilla wrote:
BrettA wrote:
:ask: Well, at least the 'Vote or else' applies down there, huh?
You want relevant? I got nothing.
Hey! Ya got the 'Vote or else' fer relevant!
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Re: What, no Australian election thread???

Post by BrettA » Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:45 am

BrettA wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
BrettA wrote:
:ask: Well, at least the 'Vote or else' applies down there, huh?
You want relevant? I got nothing.
Hey! Ya got the 'Vote or else' fer relevant!
Now I'm curious... voting in Australia is compulsory and enforced for many elections, but what are the penalties, Oz people? Surely there are people who don't vote. Fines? Jail (I'd hope not)?
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Re: What, no Australian election thread???

Post by charlou » Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:09 am

fordo wrote:total meh.. i just wish it would all go away, i wasnt even able to register to vote so they can all get fucked but points to the sex-party for funniest campaign advertisement :cranky:
They got my vote. :tup:
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Re: What, no Australian election thread???

Post by Trolldor » Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:11 am

:awesome:
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Re: What, no Australian election thread???

Post by JimC » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:39 am

BrettA wrote:
BrettA wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
BrettA wrote:
:ask: Well, at least the 'Vote or else' applies down there, huh?
You want relevant? I got nothing.
Hey! Ya got the 'Vote or else' fer relevant!
Now I'm curious... voting in Australia is compulsory and enforced for many elections, but what are the penalties, Oz people? Surely there are people who don't vote. Fines? Jail (I'd hope not)?
To be precise, it is only compulsory to turn up at the polling booth, get your name ticked off, and receive your ballot papers. You can put them in the collection box unmarked, or with ararchist rants written all over them, and all is OK (it is counted as an informal vote)...

Only a fine if you don't, I believe...
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Re: What, no Australian election thread???

Post by JimC » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:43 am

Current upshot seems to be a hung parliament, with an equal number of seats to the incumbent ruling party (Labour) and Her Majesty's loyal opposition (The coalition between the Liberals and the Nationals)

There are 4 or 5 seats held by independents, and one Green. The Green will vote with Labour, but the independents will probably be seduced by the opposition, so I am betting Australia will have a rabid, right wing catholic PM in a week or so...

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Re: What, no Australian election thread???

Post by Trolldor » Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:58 am

I hope they're not. I couldn't stand having Abbott as our Prime Minister.
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Re: What, no Australian election thread???

Post by Pappa » Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:19 am

I thought the Australian Sex Party was a spoof until I read their wiki page and policies. :)

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Post by Trolldor » Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:00 am

Pappa wrote:I thought the Australian Sex Party was a spoof until I read their wiki page and policies. :)
Aye, for being a fringe party they've got some free publicity from the comedy shows because of their name. Hopefully every vote these fringe party folks get is a vote taken away from Liberal.
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Re: What, no Australian election thread???

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Re: What, no Australian election thread???

Post by charlou » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:06 pm

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Re: What, no Australian election thread???

Post by Trolldor » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:13 pm

Tell me, Charlou, what's your opinion of Nick Xenophon
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Re: What, no Australian election thread???

Post by charlou » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:21 pm

The Mad Hatter wrote:Tell me, Charlou, what's your opinion of Nick Xenophon
I've had a couple of phone calls with him .. nice guy.
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Re: What, no Australian election thread???

Post by Trolldor » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:26 pm

Charlou wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:Tell me, Charlou, what's your opinion of Nick Xenophon
I've had a couple of phone calls with him .. nice guy.
From what I read, I wanted to be able to vote for him. :?
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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