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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:17 pm
... at least, that's what the BBC would have liked to call this story!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8326422.stm
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by Animavore » Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:06 am
Fair play to him for at least trying. Pity he got busted in the end though.
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by maiforpeace » Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:44 am
Yea, but what did the guy think was going to happen, eventually? If that those balloons ended up breaking in his body he would be dead.

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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:05 am
maiforpeace wrote:
Yea, but what did the guy think was going to happen, eventually? If that those balloons ended up breaking in his body he would be dead.

I imagine he was working on the (wrong) assumption that they could only keep him in jail for a set amount of time before releasing him or charging him. The fact is that the police in Britain can apply for unlimited extensions if they give a reasonable justification - "Just waiting for the fucker to shit, y'r honour." comes under that umbrella!

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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:44 pm
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