The Great UK Heatwave Thread 2015

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The Great UK Heatwave Thread 2015

Post by cronus » Wed Jun 10, 2015 3:37 pm

A few thunderstorms on friday and then they'll give way to one of those years where the cosmic heatray says to the UK populace....hot, hot, hot....until September. Good news from Scumple, until the old folks start flaking out, dying in scores and filling container trucks on a account of a shortage of places at the morgue....and water shortages in the South East....and....I'm going down the beach so half the regular posting here stops. :read:

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Re: The Great UK Heatwave Thread 2015

Post by JimC » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:20 pm

If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the UK...
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Re: The Great UK Heatwave Thread 2015

Post by Tero » Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:55 am

(seth voice) Adapt or die!

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Re: The Great UK Heatwave Thread 2015

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:04 am

Tero wrote:(seth voice) Adapt or die!
I take it that is rather similar to a Dalek voice?
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Re: The Great UK Heatwave Thread 2015

Post by JimC » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:12 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Tero wrote:(seth voice) Adapt or die!
I take it that is rather similar to a Dalek voice?
...with a mid-western twang...
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:56 am

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Re: The Great UK Heatwave Thread 2015

Post by klr » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:09 pm

A UK heatwave? Wasn't that in 1976? :ask:
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Re: The Great UK Heatwave Thread 2015

Post by laklak » Sat Jun 13, 2015 3:25 am

It's going to break 20C in some places this week. How will you survive?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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