...as Christian retards often do...
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Christian retard says retarded things
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Christian retard says retarded things
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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She should have given up yoga pants because yoga derives from those evil, pagan hindus...
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I stopped reading after the headline. She doesn't deserve any more of my attention.
And yes, she's a retard.
And yes, she's a retard.
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Lustful thoughts by hubby... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's sinful!
Must have been a slow news day for Huffpo.
And this is the ad splitting the body of the article on my screen:
Huffpo is clearly of the devil.
Must have been a slow news day for Huffpo.
And this is the ad splitting the body of the article on my screen:
Huffpo is clearly of the devil.
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Is not nice to retard, compare to Christian... 
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I once had a random conversation with a female colleague about yoga pants and she said they are just really comfortable.
I said I didn't mind girls wearing them in a least bit.
She said she honestly had no idea it gave guys an excuse to look at their asses, despite their obvious tightness. I laughed.
The wearing of yoga pants still continued.
I said I didn't mind girls wearing them in a least bit.
She said she honestly had no idea it gave guys an excuse to look at their asses, despite their obvious tightness. I laughed.
The wearing of yoga pants still continued.
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....thank the Gods!Collector1337 wrote:I once had a random conversation with a female colleague about yoga pants and she said they are just really comfortable.
I said I didn't mind girls wearing them in a least bit.
She said she honestly had no idea it gave guys an excuse to look at their asses, despite their obvious tightness. I laughed.
The wearing of yoga pants still continued.
Wait, if they don't like us looking at their asses (and believe me, not every girl is well-suited for yoga pants) they could wear something else...but what?
I've got it!
Bags. Big, black, shapeless bags that cover them from head to toe.
Yeah, that's the ticket!
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This is from her website.
Not too shabby, eh? I'd certainly be scoping her ass if she walked by.
Not too shabby, eh? I'd certainly be scoping her ass if she walked by.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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She's a bit skinny and lacks a head, however, she appears to be carrying lunch, so i could let that slide. 
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If her pants choice inspire just one lustful thought in a man it's her moral obligation to wear a burka so that them fellas won't burn in hell. Good for her I say. At leadt she has the courage to live by her convictions.
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If she cares so much, she better stop wearing skinny jeans too.
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Re: Christian retard says retarded things
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:She's a bit skinny and lacks a head, however, she appears to be carrying lunch, so i could let that slide.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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