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Post by Rum » Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:09 pm

Why the fuck can’t they make the bastards fit the majority of loaf and slice sizes? Utter incompetence!
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Post by JimC » Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:14 pm

You should have bought a Dutch toaster, Rum... :nono:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:31 pm

My toaster fits all loaf and slice sizes I put in it. :dunno:
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Post by laklak » Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:50 am

Just put it on the toasting fork and hold it over the fire.

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Post by Rum » Wed Oct 24, 2018 7:34 am

So primitive.. :dq:
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Post by Hermit » Wed Oct 24, 2018 7:53 am

Rum wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:09 pm
 Why the fuck can’t they make the bastards fit the majority of loaf and slice sizes? Utter incompetence!
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Re: Toasters

Post by Svartalf » Wed Oct 24, 2018 7:57 am

Rum wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 24, 2018 7:34 am
 So primitive.. :dq:
Well, bread toasted over a chimney fire does not taste like toasted in an electric toaster, and I like the former better, it has a certain quaint charm...
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Post by Jason » Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:19 pm

pErvinalia wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:31 pm
 My toaster fits all loaf and slice sizes I put in it. :dunno:
And all loaf and slices that you do not put in it do not fit. :levi:
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Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:32 pm

I am the puddle.
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Post by JimC » Wed Oct 24, 2018 7:59 pm

Always thought you were a bit wet... :nono:
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Re: Toasters

Post by laklak » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:03 pm

More like moist.
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Re: Toasters

Post by Joe » Thu Oct 25, 2018 3:48 am

Rum wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:09 pm
 Why the fuck can’t they make the bastards fit the majority of loaf and slice sizes? Utter incompetence!
I guess a first world problem demands a first world solution.

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Re: Toasters

Post by Rum » Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:13 am

Apparently that’s a ‘cool looking extreme toaster’. Who knew?
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Re: Toasters

Post by JimC » Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:58 am

When I hear the words "cool looking" I reach for my Luger...
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Re: Toasters

Post by Hermit » Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:51 am

JimC wrote: ↑
Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:58 am
 When I hear the words "cool looking" I reach for my Luger...
After donning your cardigan, I presume.
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