Florida woman shoots 'too loud' house guests

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38080181

Florida woman shoots 'too loud' house guests

A Florida woman opened fire on her house guests because they were "too loud" and had overstayed their welcome, police say.
Alana Annette Savell, 32, was hosting a couple at her Panama City home when the visitors apparently became noisy.

Police say she ordered them to go, before shooting the man and woman in the legs. The victims went to hospital with non life-threatening injuries.
Ms Savell has been charged with aggravated battery by a firearm.

Bay County Sheriff's Office told the BBC the female victim had turned up with a male friend, whom she had just met in a bar, at the accused's home at around 01:00 local time on Monday.

Ms Savell told police her hospitality began to wear thin after her guests began drinking and raising their voices.
But instead of dropping a hint by yawning or loading the dishwasher, she armed herself with a 22-calibre handgun and shot at her guests' feet, officials said.

As well as shooting the woman, Kristy Jo Mohr, in both legs in the incident, and her companion, who went by name "Cowboy", Ms Savell's own boyfriend was struck by a bullet in the leg.
Ms Mohr told police she believed eight or nine shots were fired in total
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Bay County Sheriff's Office said: "The victim (Ms Mohr) stated she felt herself get hit in the legs and ran away from the home and got into a vehicle.
"Savell stated that the victim and her friend had come to her home to hang out and began drinking and getting too loud.
"Savell stated she did not want them in her house and started shooting at their feet.

"The suspect's boyfriend stated to investigators that he has told his girlfriend that once someone is told to leave their property three times, she is to go get the gun and shoot it at the ground.

"If that does not work, she is to shoot people in the leg."

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[Seth]

Lesson: It's always better to consult the actual statutes or a licensed attorney rather than your boyfriend regarding the use of deadly force.

[rainbow]

So you phone your lawyer if someone breaks into your house before you shoot them?

[JimC]

Morons with guns.

Always amusing.

[pErvinalia]

If only the house guests were armed..

[Brian Peacock]

[keep it real]

I thought Floridians were supposed to be an enlightened bunch.

[Hermit]

If you set the bar low enough, Laklak might just qualify as an enl... Oops. Sorry. I misread that as "enlivened".

The other Floridian forum member is neither. Using his inexhaustible hoard of antediluvian opinions he'd effortlessly outbore the entire Vostok team.

[laklak]

Lol, "enlightened" is one adjective I'd never apply to my home state, unless it means "made lighter", as in "their brains were surgically enlightened by 30%".

[pErvinalia]

[Svartalf]

I thought Floridians were supposed to be an enlightened bunch.

given that the state cast for Frump 2 weeks ago, I very much doubt so.

[laklak]

Florida is the 2nd weirdest state in the Union, following closely after California. But it's more dangerous, because we have lots of gunz. All the lunatics on the eastern slope of the Continental Divide roll downhill till they end up in South Florida, whereas the ones on the West end up in LA.

[keep it real]

They voted trump? Oh yes that's right of course they did - I stayed up for that bit too......maybe I was thinking of California....there must be some enlightened states! Please...let there be some. Perhaps lak lak's chilled attitude swayed me into painting Floridians with the same brush. Which forum do you prefer lak lak? I'm kinda sick of all the grey on ratskep TBH....or maybe I just want to distance myself from all the narcissistic bollox I've posted there over the years lol

[laklak]

This is the funnest forum because we talk about wanking. I have to be more civilized at RatSkep.

[laklak]

Our latest face eater had no drugs in his system other than trace amounts of weed. Killed two random strangers in their home and ate the dude's face. Florida, the rules are different here.

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