The Day The Reign Stops (2027, June 12th)

[cronus]

This is a placeholder thread for when Trumps tenure as 'world' leader pretend comes to a end. Not to be activated until then .

[Tyrannical]

that date makes no sense.

[laklak]

It's a Crumple thread.

[cronus]

It's a Crumple thread.

Doomed I tell you. All doomed.

[Brian Peacock]

He's not going to make it to 80.

[Scot Dutchy]

You joke about Trump but if we reach 2027 in one piece we will be lucky. Thank fuck my time on this mortal soil is coming to an end. Mind you it will save on the funeral arrangements.

[Tero]

He is resigning around the elections of 2018. Pence carries last two years getting new judges in who will ban abortion forever. We will be going to Mexico for our healthcare anyway, so will get the Mexican doctors to list abortion as "appendectomy."

[Brian Peacock]

The Handmaid's Tale.

[pErvinalia]

that date makes no sense.

What do you expect? This is a Crumple thread, after all...

[JimC]

I always have a feeling, like the queasy, almost psychotic sensation that, in a weirdly twisted way, Crumple threads actually make sense.

Then I have another G & T and everything is back to normal...

[cronus]

I always have a feeling, like the queasy, almost psychotic sensation that, in a weirdly twisted way, Crumple threads actually make sense.

Then I have another G & T and everything is back to normal...

I do make sense. Not in today's world. (notice what I did there?)

[pErvinalia]

No.

[Tero]

On other forum:
Dear Fuhrer;
If you get an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, you're doing it right, take more Viagra.

[Rum]

You joke about Trump but if we reach 2027 in one piece we will be lucky. Thank fuck my time on this mortal soil is coming to an end. Mind you it will save on the funeral arrangements.

It is a sad fact that issues such as Trumpmagggon, global climate meltdown, war between Russia and the west, over population, drought, and several other cataclysmic scenarios, the details of which Crumple will be happy to supply you with, become less relevant as you enter the realm of the aged. I'm 66 and have had a good life. If I go tomorrow I will have had a better life than 99.9% of the humans throughout history and if some utterly stupid human made event does it - well the same.

I fear for my daughter though. She is 27 and will see some terrible things during her lifetime I suspect.

[cronus]

You joke about Trump but if we reach 2027 in one piece we will be lucky. Thank fuck my time on this mortal soil is coming to an end. Mind you it will save on the funeral arrangements.

It is a sad fact that issues such as Trumpmagggon, global climate meltdown, war between Russia and the west, over population, drought, and several other cataclysmic scenarios, the details of which Crumple will be happy to supply you with, become less relevant as you enter the realm of the aged. I'm 66 and have had a good life. If I go tomorrow I will have had a better life than 99.9% of the humans throughout history and if some utterly stupid human made event does it - well the same.

I fear for my daughter though. She is 27 and will see some terrible things during her lifetime I suspect.

Actually one year to the day after your death friendly aliens really do arrive and solve all these seemingly intractable issues along with providing virtual immortality of life spans 1000 years plus.