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Invest in copper

Post by mistermack » Thu Nov 05, 2015 9:46 am

A new use is coming up for copper. Research on the ability of copper to kill viruses and bacteria are hugely impressive.
Look out for copper door knobs, copper surfaces all over hospitals in the future :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimicro ... h_surfaces

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimicro ... h_surfaces

The figures that they give for reduction of hospital infections are hugely impressive.
And one amazing titbit is that the copper doesn't need to even touch the bacteria. It has a "halo" effect, killing or reducing growth of bacteria by about seventy percent, within half a metre of the copper itself.
So instead of a complete copper surface, you could just have speckles of copper in the surface material.

Or a slight dusting of copper in disposable gloves, and hospital sheets etc etc.
The possibilities look endless.

Until, I suppose, we breed new bacteria, that are copper resistant.
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Re: Invest in copper

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:36 pm

mistermack wrote:Until, I suppose, we breed new bacteria, that are copper resistant.
Eric Coli, a well known bacterium and copper resistance activist, said today, "You ain't got nuffink on me, copper! I was framed!"
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Re: Invest in copper

Post by JimC » Fri Nov 06, 2015 1:38 am

I am going to line my underpants with copper foil...
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Re: Invest in copper

Post by mistermack » Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:11 pm

JimC wrote:I am going to line my underpants with copper foil...
Should be a copper-bottomed success.

Copper kettles will be making a comeback :

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