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Come on you Hammers! Errr... I mean you Villa!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:55 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32463038

David Cameron has put his foot in it right royally today! He was making a speech where he compared multicultural Britain to supporting various football clubs at local, national and international level. Then he said, "Of course, I'd rather they all supported West Ham." A rather chucklesome political quip, you might think. Except that Cameron is, or at least claims to be, a fan of Aston Villa!

Ah well, the shirt colours are the same, I suppose. Hard to tell them apart. Perhaps he actually supports Burnley and doesn't know it... :roll:


I can see this one cropping up on Question TIme this week. :biggrin:
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Post by mistermack » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:10 am

It's quite simple.

When he said he supported West Ham, he was speaking in West Hamstead.

When he said he supported Aston Villa, he was in Aston, Birmingham.

He's even black, on occasions.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:56 pm

Another good piece of evidence that politicians are absolutely full of shit. Why do we keep supporting this fucked system??
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:28 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Another good piece of evidence that politicians are absolutely full of shit. Why do we keep supporting this fucked system??
I've been a fan of the fucked system all my life... err... no, sorry. I mean the failed system. That's the one. I'm their biggest fan. Go to all the games. Or was it the digestive system? One of those, anyway. Great team! :tup:
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:36 pm

Here's our former Prime Minister pretending he knows how to play cricket so he can seem like one of the boys. Well, it was easier for him until he had to actually back it up. :hehe:

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Post by Strontium Dog » Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:27 pm

Easier for Cameron to claim he had a brain fart than to blame the real culprit in the autocue guy, and admit he was just mindlessly reading whatever was on the screen, Ron Burgundy style.
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