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Xamonas Chegwé
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:16 am
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-32173459
Tesco has sued a customer that threw a carton of milk at a manager, and spilt it, and been awarded
£1.50 in compensation. Let that be a lesson to all would-be evil-doers out there!

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JimC
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by JimC » Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:19 am
The lawyers would have picked up at least £150...
They milked the case for all that it's worth...
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cronus
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by cronus » Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:09 am
...every little helps.
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by mistermack » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:48 am
I don't think Tesco sued him. He was prosecuted by the fuzz, and the beak ordered him to pay Tesco £1.50, as well as fines etc. All in, it cost him £181.50.
It seems a bit harsh, but reading between the lines, he was probably black.
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Collector1337
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by Collector1337 » Sun Apr 05, 2015 9:46 am
Tort Reform anyone?
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."
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piscator
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by piscator » Sun Apr 05, 2015 9:23 pm
Do you think English judges are going to rule on your civil actions, Collector?
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