The Devil's in the e-mails

[tattuchu]

Or, rather, the texts:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/2 ... 30958.html

A "possessed" girl won't stop texting a Polish priest.

[Svartalf]

First lesson, don't perform exorcism if you don't have the will and power to do it right.

I guess that girl really has it for him, and for good reasons.

[cronus]

Give in to Satan, old priest. You know you want to, really....

[Hermit]

Thank you, Huffpo, for that interesting news story. I suppose that's the sort of product you are most likely to have available for publication because you don't pay for it. Oh, what shall I read next? The range of articles is huge. Help me out, please. Which of these stories I should read next?

Gwen Stefani's Breastfeeding Photo Is Epic
Mom Leaves Kids In Car To Perform Oral Sex On Boyfriend
What Your Garbageman Knows About You Will Shock You
Andi Dorfman And Josh Murray React To Nick Viall's Sex Bombshell
There Are Lap Dances At Gathering Of The Juggalos


Oh, I just noticed you already supply a list titled You May Like at the bottom of the page. It includes

Julia Ormond Explains How Brad Pitt Was Like 'A Racehorse That Won't Run'
Cameron Diaz Abruptly Ends Interview After Insult
Celebrities We Lost Respect For In 2013
The best & worst mum and dad tattoos ever?

I.must.read.everything.and.click.on.ads

Not

[Svartalf]

Why do I never go to huff po already?

[tattuchu]

Ads? I haven't seen ads for years, not since I started using AdBlocker

I still go to HuffPo to read up on news, both important and trivial. Can't comment (or even read comments) anymore, though. Not without linking to a Facebook account, which I have no intention of doing. Also annoying are all the ever-more-prevalent video stories. I don't want to watch a video. I want to read a news story, not watch some annoying douche talk about it.