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Breaking News Dictatorhead Wins Election

Post by cronus » Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:01 pm

Something surreal about the BBC reporting breaking news that Assad won his one horse race.... :prof:

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Re: Breaking News Dictatorhead Wins Election

Post by Svartalf » Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:05 pm

When do we nuke him?
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Post by cronus » Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:17 pm

Svartalf wrote:When do we nuke him?
Not much point without oil being at stake in any meaningful way. :read:
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jun 05, 2014 1:26 am

I can't wait for the day we "export democracy" to countries with lots of solar panel technology..
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Re: Breaking News Dictatorhead Wins Election

Post by JimC » Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:40 am

rEvolutionist wrote:I can't wait for the day we "export democracy" to countries with lots of solar panel technology..
Let's invade Germany! Time those bastards had the boot on the other foot...
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Post by cronus » Thu Jun 05, 2014 6:35 am

JimC wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:I can't wait for the day we "export democracy" to countries with lots of solar panel technology..
Let's invade Germany! Time those bastards had the boot on the other foot...

Go on then. Australia first....
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Re: Breaking News Dictatorhead Wins Election

Post by laklak » Thu Jun 05, 2014 3:51 pm

90%, eh? Well, that's him all legit and shit.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Post by cronus » Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:41 pm

laklak wrote:90%, eh? Well, that's him all legit and shit.
Makes you feel sorry for the loser with that firing squad looming and everything?
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Re: Breaking News Dictatorhead Wins Election

Post by mistermack » Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:15 am

Dammit !!

I was going to have a bet on Assad, but I didn't get round to it.

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