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Note to self: Eat me.

Post by FBM » Mon May 26, 2014 10:57 am

http://www.news.com.au/world/artist-ale ... 6931216823

Is it still cannibalism if you eat yourself? :ask:
Artist Alexander Selvik Wengshoel boils then eats own hip with glass of wine

IT sounds like a scene from Silence of the Lambs.
A Norwegian conceptual artist has described how he boiled his own hip bone, stripped off the meat and ate it with potato gratin and a glass of wine.
“I had to boil off the meat to get to the bone, and when I started scraping off the meat, I took off a little piece and I thought, ‘why not do it. It’s not every day I will have a piece of human flesh which is mine and which it is possible to eat’, so I had a little taste, and then I thought, ‘that’s really nice’,” Alexander Selvik Wengshoelsaid, according to The Local.
“I made myself dinner while my girlfriend was at work, and I just resolved to have this really nice moment, with me and my hipbone ...
“It had this flavour of wild sheep, if you take a sheep that goes in the mountains and eats mushrooms. It was goaty.”...
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Post by Svartalf » Mon May 26, 2014 11:11 am

Is it still cannibalism when it's stark n raving craziness?
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Post by FBM » Mon May 26, 2014 11:38 am

Well, I don't think being a whackazoid would affect whether or not it was cannibalism. It's the eating of one's own body that puzzles me. :think:
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 26, 2014 12:08 pm

How exactly did he get hold of his hip bone?? Even if it was removed in hip replacement surgery, it would be covered in sterilised goo, wouldn't it?
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Post by FBM » Mon May 26, 2014 12:22 pm

Answer: It's Norway.
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Post by tattuchu » Mon May 26, 2014 1:40 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:How exactly did he get hold of his hip bone?? Even if it was removed in hip replacement surgery, it would be covered in sterilised goo, wouldn't it?
"The 25-year-old was born without a functioning hip, and spent his childhood undergoing a series of failed operations.
When he was given a metal hip replacement at age 21, he convinced hospital doctors to let him film the operation and to take home the bone as an artistic souvenir.
The artist’s hip bone and operation footage form part of his graduation art project currently on display at the Tromsø Academy of Contemporary Art.
He said his project, which largely involved subjecting himself to extreme pain by piercing his flesh with hooks, was about testing the limits of his body.
Eating the hip was “cathartic” after years of suffering from hip bone pain."

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Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 26, 2014 1:43 pm

When did he eat it? That's a four year time discrepancy. If i'm going to eat my hip bone, it's gonna be fresh goddamnit!
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Post by FBM » Mon May 26, 2014 1:48 pm

No serious chef would use 4-yr-old frozen meat. :nono:
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 26, 2014 1:54 pm

'elf n safety should come down on him like a tonne of bricks! :prof:
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Post by rachelbean » Mon May 26, 2014 2:52 pm

I don't know...it's crazy, but...the thought COULD cross my mind if I had some human flesh just sitting there that belonged to me :ask:
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Post by MiM » Mon May 26, 2014 3:01 pm

But he served it with creamed potatoes and red wine. Could be quite good :food:
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Post by Tero » Mon May 26, 2014 3:29 pm

I can't read it just now. Was he getting a replacement or what?
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Post by JimC » Mon May 26, 2014 9:17 pm

If you had to have an arm amputated because it was really messed up, then turning it into a nice stew and consuming it would be an excellent source of nutrients...

(lots of garlic, fresh herbs, juniper berries and red wine...)
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Post by FBM » Tue May 27, 2014 12:03 am

Tero wrote:I can't read it just now. Was he getting a replacement or what?
Yeah. He was born with a bad one.
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