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by cronus » Sun May 18, 2014 7:24 am
Kim Jong-un's 'executed' ex-girlfriend miraculously reappears
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 90320.html
The ex-girlfriend of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un who was thought to have been executed by firing squad last year has appeared back on state television smiling and talking.
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NK cloning technology is way ahead of us here?) 
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by FBM » Sun May 18, 2014 7:42 am
Yeah, I saw that. The paper that first reported it, the Chosun Ilbo, is a mouthpiece of the conservative ruling party. I've come to be of the opinion that their "news" is often no more reliable than that of the DPRK.
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by Svartalf » Sun May 18, 2014 7:58 am
So that bit could be wholly imaginary? Use of a look alike?
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by JimC » Sun May 18, 2014 8:31 am
Svartalf wrote:So that bit could be wholly imaginary? Use of a look alike?
He might have actually had a look-alike killed, as a warning to his GF that she better improve her BJs pronto...
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by Hermit » Sun May 18, 2014 8:37 am
Hyon Song-wyol seems to have come back from the dead after being interviewed during a state broadcast.
After?
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by JimC » Sun May 18, 2014 9:00 am
Hermit wrote:Hyon Song-wyol seems to have come back from the dead after being interviewed during a state broadcast.
After?
Death is not a valid excuse when asked for an interview by the state...
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by Hermit » Sun May 18, 2014 9:40 am
JimC wrote:Hermit wrote:Hyon Song-wyol seems to have come back from the dead after being interviewed during a state broadcast.
After?
Death is not a valid excuse when asked for an interview by the state...
Of course not. As a card carrying member of the Fifth International Cadre of Stalinist-Maoist I fully agree with that decree lest I be condemned to death in a show trial. Just the same I am flummoxed by this: How could Hyon Song-wyol give an interview
before she came back from the dead?
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by FBM » Sun May 18, 2014 9:51 am
Svartalf wrote:So that bit could be wholly imaginary? Use of a look alike?
What I meant was, SK could have made up the whole thing fromt he get-go. They are only slightly less shy to publish propaganda than the North, in my experience.
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by mistermack » Sun May 18, 2014 11:05 am
Svartalf wrote:So that bit could be wholly imaginary? Use of a look alike?
Could be. They would be spoiled for choice.
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by cronus » Sun May 18, 2014 11:08 am
mistermack wrote:Svartalf wrote:So that bit could be wholly imaginary? Use of a look alike?
Could be. They would be spoiled for choice.
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Prettiest women in the entire world and they live in the ugliest regime.
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by mistermack » Sun May 18, 2014 11:17 am
Scumple wrote:
Prettiest women in the entire world and they live in the ugliest regime.
But that's natural selection at work. When you rule everything, you select the prettiest women for breeding. Naturally.
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by FBM » Sun May 18, 2014 11:18 am
Something with a rare bit of truthiness about it has come out of NK, though:
North Korea reports 'serious accident' after Pyongyang building collapses"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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by pErvinalia » Sun May 18, 2014 12:08 pm
JimC wrote:Svartalf wrote:So that bit could be wholly imaginary? Use of a look alike?
He might have actually had a look-alike killed, as a warning to his GF that she better improve her BJs pronto...
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by Faithfree » Sun May 18, 2014 1:44 pm
Maybe she's zombie ex-girlfriend.
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by laklak » Sun May 18, 2014 2:42 pm
Fucking exes, eh? Keep turning back up even if you shoot them.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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