Why do women have tits all the time?
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Why do women have tits all the time?
....some don't have much in the way of tits but many do? If they are for feeding babies why do they exist all the time? and why don't tits co-relate with nipple size? big nipples seem to follow a random pattern of their own, something curious about that.
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?
I blame Darwin.
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?
...doesn't explain nipples. Almost like evolution ordained variety knowing how men are. That's intelligent design.Hermit wrote:I blame Darwin.
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?
Because if they didn't have them all the time, they'd be detachable, I suppose..
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?
I had a Korean girf once who had no titular material whatsoever. Just nipples sitting on her rib cage. I shit you not.
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?
You sure she wasn't a guy?
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?
Not when I "knew" her, at least. Anyway, they were those mini-marshmallow nipples. Parallel sides all the way up for probably 1/2 inch. Pretty remarkable, really.
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?
Not on teh wimmens, they ain't! 
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?
Could say the same about a erect penis and yet very few remain erect....all the time....and those what do are never healthy.
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There is an entire chapter on boobs and penises in this book (it's not for milk)
http://www.amazon.com/Third-Chimpanzee- ... ed+diamond
it also has an excellent chapter on language. Otherwise, Diamond tends to be academic, repetitive, wordy.
http://www.amazon.com/Third-Chimpanzee- ... ed+diamond
it also has an excellent chapter on language. Otherwise, Diamond tends to be academic, repetitive, wordy.
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?
Without them they would look like boys without cocks which would be no fun. Simples.
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rEvolutionist [Bot] wrote:You sure she wasn't a guy six?
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?
I've developed this hypothesis that it is the development of clothing and language that is responsible for the way breasts are. Women can't signal fertility by twirking their backsides whilst wearing the latest fashion accessory - the animal hide skirt....the successful ones used front signals....and because they never got pregnant via a tit rub they could use constant big tits to keep alpha males coming back....with food....same as today really.
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