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by Animavore » Sun Oct 21, 2012 10:34 am
I was in the chipper last night and there was this young one at the counter asking for a cheeseburger and she had a shawl over her head. I asked if she was a Muslim and she said she was indeed. I questioned her accent, she certainly wasn't Arabic. She was from Mullingar. I asked about her heterochromic dog. I thought Muslims hated dogs.
Anyway I inquired in to what made her become a Muslim. She said she went around looking at different religions and settled on Islam. I informed her that I went through a similar phase in my early twenties. And what religion did I settle upon she quizzed. I admitted I had come to the conclusion that they were all bollox and rejected them and was left an atheist. It was her wish that she would pray that God would find me and requested my name that she might lead Him in the right direction. I delivered my moniker and she, upon receiving her cheeseburger bid me farewell.
Now I play the waiting game
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by Rum » Sun Oct 21, 2012 10:38 am
That god. Always getting lost..
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by Azathoth » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:19 am
Was it a halal burger?
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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by Animavore » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:21 am
Saville's scabrous scrotum wrote:Was it a halal burger?
If you knew Joe's Chip Inn you would be finding that sentence as hilsrious as I am right now.
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by devogue » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:26 am
So you didn't get anything thrown at you?
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by Animavore » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:27 am
devogue wrote:So you didn't get anything thrown at you?
Like what?
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by devogue » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:37 am
Animavore wrote:devogue wrote:So you didn't get anything thrown at you?
Like what?
A packet of crackers or something? I have previous in retail businesses in Ireland with theists.
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by Animavore » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:39 am
devogue wrote:Animavore wrote:devogue wrote:So you didn't get anything thrown at you?
Like what?
A packet of crackers or something? I have previous in retail businesses in Ireland with theists.
Oh...... kay.
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by Svartalf » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:39 am
Dogs, is it islam or just Arabic culture... Afghan hounds come from muslim country.
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by Svartalf » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:41 am
Animavore wrote:Saville's scabrous scrotum wrote:Was it a halal burger?
If you knew Joe's Chip Inn you would be finding that sentence as hilsrious as I am right now.
it haz bacon?
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by Animavore » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:42 am
Svartalf wrote:Animavore wrote:Saville's scabrous scrotum wrote:Was it a halal burger?
If you knew Joe's Chip Inn you would be finding that sentence as hilsrious as I am right now.
it haz bacon?
It sure haz.
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by Animavore » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:42 am
Svartalf wrote:Dogs, is it islam or just Arabic culture... Afghan hounds come from muslim country.
Not sure. I know Mo' hated them. I was just messin' with her.
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by Cormac » Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:46 pm
Animavore wrote:Svartalf wrote:Dogs, is it islam or just Arabic culture... Afghan hounds come from muslim country.
Not sure. I know Mo' hated them. I was just messin' with her.
It is one of those "dogs are unclean animals" kind of taboos.
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by Animavore » Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:52 pm
Cormac wrote:Animavore wrote:Svartalf wrote:Dogs, is it islam or just Arabic culture... Afghan hounds come from muslim country.
Not sure. I know Mo' hated them. I was just messin' with her.
It is one of those "dogs are unclean animals" kind of taboos.
Idiots.
Funny. I think the same of Mullingar women
I've broken that taboo before :twisted:
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by tattuchu » Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:59 pm
Well that was very sweet of her I guess. But I'm confused. What was she doing out by herself unattended and unaccompanied by a male?
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