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Great Atheist Quotes

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:37 pm

"If there was a god, I would still have both nuts." - Lance Armstrong

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Post by Geoff » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:14 pm

Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a God superior to themselves. Most Gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:09 pm

"Although the time of death is approaching for me, I am not afraid of dying and going to Hell, or [what would be considerably worse] going to the popularized version of Heaven. I expect death to be nothingness and by removing from me all possible fears of death, I am thankful to atheism." - Isaac Asimov.

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Post by Rum » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:29 pm

God: *silence*

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Post by Pappa » Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:29 am

"If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up." - Frederick (Hannah and Her Sisters)

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Post by rachelbean » Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:32 am

"dinosaurs didn't believe in god" -Eddie Izzard

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Post by JimC » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:44 am

Coito ergo sum wrote:"Although the time of death is approaching for me, I am not afraid of dying and going to Hell, or [what would be considerably worse] going to the popularized version of Heaven. I expect death to be nothingness and by removing from me all possible fears of death, I am thankful to atheism." - Isaac Asimov.
This one resinates strongly for me...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Post by JimC » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:46 am

Dennis Diderot:

"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"
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Post by Annuhh5 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:39 am

'Reject Christ, receive bacon.'
'From so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.'
-Charles Darwin

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:54 am

“There is in every village a torch - the teacher; and an extinguisher - the clergyman” - Victor Hugo

"Mankind can never be free until the last brick in the last church falls on the head of the last priest." - Voltaire
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Post by Loki » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:26 am

"The most successful tyranny is not the one that uses force to assure uniformity but the one that removes the awareness of other possibilities, that makes it seem inconceivable that other ways are viable, that removes the sense that there is an outside." Allan Bloom
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Post by hiyymer » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:46 pm

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx

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Post by Cunt » Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:05 pm

Faith is just a fancy word for ignorance.
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Post by hiyymer » Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:53 pm

Ignorance is just a fancy word for faith.
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Post by normal » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:22 pm

Word is for a fancy ignorance just faith.
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