Kate will soon no longer be.....

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Kate will soon no longer be.....

Post by Santa_Claus » Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:49 am

.....a Virgin :hehe:
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Re: Kate will soon no longer be.....

Post by klr » Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:49 am

That's virgin on the ridiculous ... ;)
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Re: Kate will soon no longer be.....

Post by JimC » Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:50 am

This thread is vergin' on the ridiculous...

Depending on positions on the wedding night, of course...

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Re: Kate will soon no longer be.....

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:56 am

Takes you back to the moon landings - hope the press get better quality pics this time?
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Re: Kate will soon no longer be.....

Post by lordpasternack » Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:04 am

I want to see the blood-stained bedsheets. If we don't get blood on the sheets, I think the deal is we kill her. Or at least just ostracise her and let the Church punish her a bit. I'm sure she should know herself - she was just recently confirmed - and her gran-in-law is the head of the Church, after all... :ask:
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Re: Kate will soon no longer be.....

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:42 am

She didn't pass the Trafalgar test, she's no virgin.
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Re: Kate will soon no longer be.....

Post by Svartalf » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:49 am

What are the odds of her having kept her virginity that long.
I bet she put out a lot in college.
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Re: Kate will soon no longer be.....

Post by Rum » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:20 pm

They actually have stayed together overnight quite a lot, including leading up to the wedding. I am embarrassed that I know this. :oops:
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