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Assange is a Classy Man

Post by Gawd » Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:25 am

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Julian Assange and his lawyer Jennifer Robinson arrive for his extradition hearing at Belmarsh Magistrates' Court in London on Thursday. Matt Dunham/AP
He knows how to make a suit look good and I bet he's doing his lawyer, too. In other news, this extradition is complete American bullshit. He hasn't even been charged with anything in Sweden and is only wanted for "questioning". We all know what that means: torture by Americans.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:35 am

Looks like Lozzer's dad to me! :hehe:


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Post by JimC » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:58 am

He is an Aussie (and in fact lived in Melbourne), and is therefore innocent of all charges, brave, intelligent, good-looking and extremely humble...
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Post by Pappa » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:35 pm

He certainly looks like he's shagging his lawyer.
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Post by devogue » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:37 pm

Gawd wrote:Image
That tree's got a big cock.
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Post by cowiz » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:37 pm

Pappa wrote:He certainly looks like he's shagging his lawyer.
He had surprise sex with her
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Post by hadespussercats » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:42 pm

It sounds like Gawd is crushing on Assange, hard. Looking to get your wiki leaked, Gawd?
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:49 pm

I think he's gonna swing before his crimes?
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Post by Azathoth » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:51 pm

as long as the merkins dont get hold of him he is looking at 2-4 years in a swedish nick. Not the end of the world
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:58 pm

Azathoth wrote:as long as the merkins dont get hold of him he is looking at 2-4 years in a swedish nick. Not the end of the world

Extra-horniary transition......he thought he was going to Sweden to meet some dumb blondes but wound up in deepest Merica at a Maximum Security Prison and the inmates look butch and sex-starved?
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Post by Azathoth » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:59 pm

He is rather pretty. I'm sure he will make lots of new friends
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:35 am

http://cryptome.org/0003/assange-manne.htm

NAME. TODAY HE IS ONE OF THE BEST-KNOWN AND MOST-RESPECTED HUMAN BEINGS ON EARTH. Assange was the overwhelming winner of the popular vote for Time magazine's "Person of the Year" and Le Monde's less politically correct "Man of the Year". If Rupert Murdoch, who turns 80 this month, is the most influential Australian of the postwar era, Julian Assange, who will soon turn 40, is undoubtedly the most consequential Australian of the present time.

Murdoch's importance rests in his responsibility for injecting, through Fox News, the poison of rabid populist conservatism into the political culture of the United States; Assange's in the revolutionary threat his idea of publishing damaging documentary information sent by anonymous insiders to WikiLeaks poses to governments and corporations across the globe.

Julian Assange has told the story of his childhood and adolescence twice, most recently to a journalist from the New Yorker, Raffi Khatchadourian, and some 15 years ago, secretly but in greater detail, to Suelette Dreyfus, the author of a fascinating book on the first generation of computer hacking, Underground, for which Assange was the primary researcher. In what is called the "Researcher's Introduction", Assange begins with a cryptic quote from Oscar Wilde; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." Nothing about Assange has ever been straightforward. One of the main characters in Underground is the Melbourne hacker Mendax. Although there is no way readers at that time could have known it, Mendax is Julian Assange.

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Post by egbert » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:47 pm

devogue wrote:
Gawd wrote:Image
That tree's got a big cock.
Are you hinting at a treesome?
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Post by Pappa » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:50 pm

egbert wrote:
devogue wrote:
Gawd wrote:Image
That tree's got a big cock.
Are you hinting at a treesome?
:rimshot:
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