LOL? I nearly ROFL'd

[Mysturji]

LOL... Just LOL.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12391129

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

[Ronja]

Yes it's funny, but it's also sooooo pathetic!

[Animavore]

Arse plunderers.

[Ironclad]

Fuck! Hell-fire is never far away lol

[maiforpeace]

Boy, they sure have drilled down the 1st commandment, that's hilariously pathetic! What happens after you check off however many of the offenses...does it spit out how many hail Mary's you're supposed to recite?

[klr]

"Have I been involved with superstitious practices or have I been involved with the occult?" Well now, you see ...

[Animavore]

I want a copy of this App just to laugh at it but that means having to buy an Apple product and Apple are worse than the Catholic church, though they rape children in a far more sinister and subtle way.

[Feck]

And for the Priests the new i-nri porn channel

[Animavore]

Look at them. They're asking for it. I can't blame the priests when you have these little tempters walking around. That one in the front with the glasses especially. Why I have a good mind to rape him myself.

[Feck]

Look at them. They're asking for it. I can't blame the priests when you have these little tempters walking around. That one in the front with the glasses especially. Why I have a good mind to rape him myself.

little slut just has to show more leg than the others .....

[Animavore]

And he already has a cum guard over his eyes.

[Mysturji]

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[Hermit]

Look at them. They're asking for it. I can't blame the priests when you have these little tempters walking around.

Indeed

Bishop of Tenerife blames child abuse on the children
Dec 27, 2007 - 5:25 PM

Bernando Álvarez said that there are 13 year olds who are wanting to be abused, and 'if you are careless they will provoke you'

There is outrage in parts of Spanish society following declarations made over Christmas from the Bishop of Tenerife, Bernardo Álvarez.

His comments were that there are youngsters who want to be abused, and he compared that abuse to homosexuality, describing them both as prejudicial to society. He said that on occasions the abuse happened because the there are children who consent to it.
‘There are 13 year old adolescents who are under age and who are perfectly in agreement with, and what’s more wanting it, and if you are careless they will even provoke you’, he said.

[charlou]

Clearly they deserve all the abuse they get, and should burn in hell for tempting the pious paragons of sexual expediency.

[lordpasternack]

It depends what you and this priest mean by "abuse". Does he mean simple statutory rape/abuse (which could be consensual in the minor's eyes), or is this pure blame the victim shite?

Because I'll be honest, if I were a lapsed Catholic teenager, and the priest(s) were handsome - well I'd probably go into a bit more detail than strictly necessary in the confessional about my sins of the flesh and impure thoughts!