Why doesn't the Bible forbid THIS?
Re: Why doesn't the Bible forbid THIS?
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Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Re: Why doesn't the Bible forbid THIS?
"Oh, cool, Marcy. What fun thing did you dream up for us to do today?"
"I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's sing a song."
"NO, FUCKING TELL ME RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID COW!"
"...once you kids learn the song, you'll want to sing it along with me."
"THE ONLY THING I WANT IS FOR YOU TO TELL ME WHAT THE FUN THING IS, YOU STUPID ANNOYING CUNT, OR I'LL SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT!"
"la la la You don't have to wait until you're grown uuuup la la la"
"I TOLD you..."
"NOOO!" *GLARGLARRRRGH*
"DIDN'T I TELL YOU?! I TOLD YOU!"
I like my version better
"I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's sing a song."
"NO, FUCKING TELL ME RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID COW!"
"...once you kids learn the song, you'll want to sing it along with me."
"THE ONLY THING I WANT IS FOR YOU TO TELL ME WHAT THE FUN THING IS, YOU STUPID ANNOYING CUNT, OR I'LL SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT!"
"la la la You don't have to wait until you're grown uuuup la la la"
"I TOLD you..."
"NOOO!" *GLARGLARRRRGH*
"DIDN'T I TELL YOU?! I TOLD YOU!"
I like my version better
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: Why doesn't the Bible forbid THIS?
OMG! sounds so retarded... 
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Re: Why doesn't the Bible forbid THIS?
Because the bible actively encourages people to be stupid and Jesus never had the good idea to speak up against being aesthetically offensive.
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OK, I thought I could cope untill it started singing. What's it about?
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"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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