Make Your Own Miracle Toast

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Make Your Own Miracle Toast

Post by cowiz » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:30 am

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Re: Make Your Own Miracle Toast

Post by Feck » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:34 am

I tried to find the crucifix cookie cutter but nobody seems to have it :cry:
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Re: Make Your Own Miracle Toast

Post by Animavore » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:35 am

The Father, The Son and The Holy Toast.
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Re: Make Your Own Miracle Toast

Post by cowiz » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:36 am

The product description is brilliant

"Do you know someone who's still amazed by the fact that when you put bread in a toaster, out comes toast? Well, they'll crap their pants when they see Holy Toast! Use this stamp on your bread, put it into the toaster, and out comes heavenly toast! A great gag gift for those who believe in miracles!"
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Re: Make Your Own Miracle Toast

Post by The Dawktor » Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:31 pm

I bought one of these for my born-again friend- she did this :roll: and then said- "I'm not a Catholic"- and then I went :roll: :sighsm:
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