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When Germans go nuts, they go nuts in style.
German Biker Attack - WTF!!1!!
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German Biker Attack - WTF!!1!!
A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10333211.stm
When Germans go nuts, they go nuts in style.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10333211.stm
When Germans go nuts, they go nuts in style.
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Dog gone. 
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It was crazy to begin with but the 'escape' on a stolen bulldozer, on the autobahn, at 5mph made it fucking hilarious to me! 
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SCUM! He who doth throw a puppy must get raped by the fourteen inched barbed tool of the lord.
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Only 14 inches. My my you are slipping in your old age.Don Juan Demarco wrote:SCUM! He who doth throw a puppy must get raped by the fourteen inched barbed tool of the lord.
I would go for at least 20 inches.I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Pluto2 wrote:Only 14 inches. My my you are slipping in your old age.Don Juan Demarco wrote:SCUM! He who doth throw a puppy must get raped by the fourteen inched barbed tool of the lord.
He did specify barbed. That's got to count for a few inches in anyone's book. 
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
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Particularly at a group of Hell's Angels, who would probably rape it then eat it...Don Juan Demarco wrote:SCUM! He who doth throw a puppy must get raped by the fourteen inched barbed tool of the lord.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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He was trying to sleep, the dog was baking and the bikes were nearby making bike noises. Got pissed off, grabbed the puppy and threw it at the bikers?
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sandinista wrote:He was trying to sleep, the dog was baking and the bikes were nearby making bike noises. Got pissed off, grabbed the puppy and threw it at the bikers?
Any ideas for the bulldozer escape plan?
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Using a bulldozer to hold back traffic on the highway. Sounds like deliberate satire to me.
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sandinista wrote:He was trying to sleep, the dog was baking and the bikes were nearby making bike noises. Got pissed off, grabbed the puppy and threw it at the bikers?
I fucking hate it when you are trying to sleep and a dog starts baking, barging into your room asking if you want to try his croissants, NO, FUCK OFF FIDO, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
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Link wrote:sandinista wrote:He was trying to sleep, the dog was baking and the bikes were nearby making bike noises. Got pissed off, grabbed the puppy and threw it at the bikers?
I fucking hate it when you are trying to sleep and a dog starts baking, barging into your room asking if you want to try his croissants, NO, FUCK OFF FIDO, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
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Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Poor pup. 
Oh yes ... just like us evil atheists and our appetite for babies.JimC wrote:Particularly at a group of Hell's Angels, who would probably rape it then eat it...Don Juan Demarco wrote:SCUM! He who doth throw a puppy must get raped by the fourteen inched barbed tool of the lord.
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JimC wrote:Link wrote:sandinista wrote:He was trying to sleep, the dog was baking and the bikes were nearby making bike noises. Got pissed off, grabbed the puppy and threw it at the bikers?
I fucking hate it when you are trying to sleep and a dog starts baking, barging into your room asking if you want to try his croissants, NO, FUCK OFF FIDO, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
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