This needs no introduction, I think. I'll just say that it surfaced in today's newspaper. Mind-blowing, to me, anyway:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMSjryPJ ... r_embedded[/youtube]
The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
-
FBM
- Ratz' first Gritizen.
- Posts: 45327
- Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
- About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach" - Contact:
The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
Re: The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
Um..... this from the cuntry where they had to ban cannibalism ! Bet that laptop doesn't get WiFi 
Oh and could you translate that video for us Mr Engrish teacher !
Oh and could you translate that video for us Mr Engrish teacher !
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
-
FBM
- Ratz' first Gritizen.
- Posts: 45327
- Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
- About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach" - Contact:
Re: The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
Shit, even the universities can't log on to the Web. That sort of access to the outside world is restricted to a very elite clique.Feck wrote:Um..... this from the cuntry where they had to ban cannibalism ! Bet that laptop doesn't get WiFi
It's in North Korean, so I can't pick up a lot of their vocab, but rest assured that every line is based on the same theme:Oh and could you translate that video for us Mr Engrish teacher !
"North Korea wonderful, best place in the world to live. Rest of world full of starving junkies who want to kill us and take away our glorious paradise."
Repeat ad nauseum. Or die.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
-
Horwood Beer-Master
- "...a complete Kentish hog"
- Posts: 7061
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:34 pm
- Location: Wandering somewhere around the Darenth Valley - Kent
- Contact:
Re: The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
Yes I sure am starving after that lovely fry-up I had for lunch.FBM wrote:...It's in North Korean, so I can't pick up a lot of their vocab, but rest assured that every line is based on the same theme:
"North Korea wonderful, best place in the world to live. Rest of world full of starving junkies who want to kill us and take away our glorious paradise." ...
-
FBM
- Ratz' first Gritizen.
- Posts: 45327
- Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
- About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach" - Contact:
Re: The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
You were probably eating the leftovers of the baby meat you sold to support your herion habit (after you raped it, of course). Capitalist barbarian.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Yes I sure am starving after that lovely fry-up I had for lunch.FBM wrote:...It's in North Korean, so I can't pick up a lot of their vocab, but rest assured that every line is based on the same theme:
"North Korea wonderful, best place in the world to live. Rest of world full of starving junkies who want to kill us and take away our glorious paradise." ...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
-
Horwood Beer-Master
- "...a complete Kentish hog"
- Posts: 7061
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:34 pm
- Location: Wandering somewhere around the Darenth Valley - Kent
- Contact:
Re: The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
Mmmm... Baby meat!FBM wrote:You were probably eating the leftovers of the baby meat you sold to support your herion habit (after you raped it, of course). Capitalist barbarian.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Yes I sure am starving after that lovely fry-up I had for lunch.FBM wrote:...It's in North Korean, so I can't pick up a lot of their vocab, but rest assured that every line is based on the same theme:
"North Korea wonderful, best place in the world to live. Rest of world full of starving junkies who want to kill us and take away our glorious paradise." ...
-
FBM
- Ratz' first Gritizen.
- Posts: 45327
- Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
- About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach" - Contact:
Re: The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Mmmm... Baby meat!FBM wrote:You were probably eating the leftovers of the baby meat you sold to support your herion habit (after you raped it, of course). Capitalist barbarian.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Yes I sure am starving after that lovely fry-up I had for lunch.FBM wrote:...It's in North Korean, so I can't pick up a lot of their vocab, but rest assured that every line is based on the same theme:
"North Korea wonderful, best place in the world to live. Rest of world full of starving junkies who want to kill us and take away our glorious paradise." ...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
-
maiforpeace
- Account Suspended at Member's Request
- Posts: 15726
- Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:41 am
- Location: under the redwood trees
Re: The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
Asian babies - you are hungry an hour later.FBM wrote:Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Mmmm... Baby meat!FBM wrote:You were probably eating the leftovers of the baby meat you sold to support your herion habit (after you raped it, of course). Capitalist barbarian.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Yes I sure am starving after that lovely fry-up I had for lunch.FBM wrote:...It's in North Korean, so I can't pick up a lot of their vocab, but rest assured that every line is based on the same theme:
"North Korea wonderful, best place in the world to live. Rest of world full of starving junkies who want to kill us and take away our glorious paradise." ...
Atheists have always argued that this world is all that we have, and that our duty is to one another to make the very most and best of it. ~Christopher Hitchens~
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3534/379 ... 3be9_o.jpg[/imgc]
-
ficklefiend
- Posts: 761
- Joined: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:38 pm
- Location: Aberdeen
- Contact:
Re: The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
Is this "Sex in the City: Pyongyang"?
Set phasers tae malky!
www.ficklefiend.deviantart.com
www.ficklefiend.deviantart.com
-
FBM
- Ratz' first Gritizen.
- Posts: 45327
- Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
- About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach" - Contact:
Re: The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
Uhm...ficklefiend wrote:Is this "Sex in the City: Pyongyang"?
But I'd be horny again in a hour...
*nod to mai*
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
-
Svartalf
- Offensive Grail Keeper
- Posts: 41070
- Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
- Location: Paris France
- Contact:
Re: The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
Wait... you mean that North and South are different enough that intercomprehension is difficult? When was Korea last culturally unified?FBM wrote:It's in North Korean, so I can't pick up a lot of their vocab, but rest assured that every line is based on the same theme:
"North Korea wonderful, best place in the world to live. Rest of world full of starving junkies who want to kill us and take away our glorious paradise."
Repeat ad nauseum. Or die.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
-
FBM
- Ratz' first Gritizen.
- Posts: 45327
- Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
- About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach" - Contact:
Re: The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
Svartalf wrote:Wait... you mean that North and South are different enough that intercomprehension is difficult? When was Korea last culturally unified?FBM wrote:It's in North Korean, so I can't pick up a lot of their vocab, but rest assured that every line is based on the same theme:
"North Korea wonderful, best place in the world to live. Rest of world full of starving junkies who want to kill us and take away our glorious paradise."
Repeat ad nauseum. Or die.
Oh, late '40s-ish. North and South Korean languages and culture are drifting apart. The N. Korean powers won't accept any English influence on their language, whereas S. Korean is full of Konglish.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
-
Gawdzilla Sama
- Stabsobermaschinist
- Posts: 151265
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
- About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
- Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
- Contact:
Re: The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
I just thought of something that could make the situation even worse. DO NOT click the spoiler if you're squeamish.
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
-
Coito ergo sum
- Posts: 32040
- Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:03 pm
- Contact:
Re: The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
Gawdzilla wrote:I just thought of something that could make the situation even worse. DO NOT click the spoiler if you're squeamish.
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
You get there by going
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
-
AnInconvenientScotsman
- Posts: 646
- Joined: Thu May 27, 2010 9:05 am
- Location: Glasgow, Scotland
- Contact:
Re: The beauty of the Worker's Paradise of North Korea
I think I'm going to move to North Korea, just to avoid these puns driving me to suicide.Coito ergo sum wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:I just thought of something that could make the situation even worse. DO NOT click the spoiler if you're squeamish.
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
You get there by goingTrigger Warning!!!1! :
When I feel sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
True story.
True story.
SUIT UP!
"Dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword,Dear good all seeing being; my way or the highway Yahweh,
The blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great all-loving faggot-hater
I thank your holy might, for making me both rich and white"
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests