Baaaad news, Pappa! Your dating pool is under attack...

[FBM]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... claim.html

Baas

ALIENS are attacking our SHEEP, UFO experts chillingly claimed yesterday.
Fuming farmers have been waking up to find animals dead after seemingly being "experimented on".

UFO hunters who set up a special team to investigate are linking the mutilations - including the removal of sheep brains and eyes - to sightings of mysterious reddish orange lights in the sky.

After staging a dramatic stake-out they claim to have even WITNESSED unsuspecting sheep being zapped by two of the spheres.

Phil Hoyle, 53, who has spent nine years probing the riddle of livestock found killed, said of the night-time spectacle last month: "For a short while it looked more like a Star Wars battle."

Next day he interviewed farmers and "all but one had had some type of unusual disappearance of animals or deaths with strange injuries".

Phil - co-founder of a group calling itself the Animal Pathology Field Unit - is convinced the culprits come from another wool-d.

The retired steelworker, who lives near Shrewsbury, Shrops, said: "Animals are being clinically and surgically sampled by a highly advanced technology."
"They are built by technology and intelligence that's not from here."

Phil said the UFOs like to roam a specific 50-mile "corridor" between Shrewsbury and Powys.

But Dartmoor and the Forest of Dean in Gloucestershire are other hunting grounds.

Sheep have been found with neat holes and their brains and other internal organs removed.

Others have lost eyes or had their flesh carefully stripped away, usually on the left side.

Phil said of his team: "We've devoted our lives to carrying out serious research into the animal mutilation mystery and its connections to the increasingly reported sightings of red and orange spheres."

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Shear nonsense.

[FBM]

Shear nonsense.

If you think I'm going to participate in another downward pun spiral, you're grazy.

[Thinking Aloud]

Yes. Aliens would never think of taking the sheep out of the field and into a lab before doing their gruesome analysis, would they? It's only logical to fly 50 light years across the galaxy and then drill holes in a sheep's skull, while it's still in its field.

[Bella Fortuna]

Shear nonsense.

If you think I'm going to participate in another downward pun spiral, you're grazy.

Wool I'd never have guessed this would happen AGAIN...

[JimC]

Has Virphen been around recently?

[Bella Fortuna]

Has Virphen been around recently?

Good point... I think that space lizard has something to answer for...

[FBM]

Ooooo...sneak, that one...When he gets back we have to check him for wool...

[virphen]

Sorry, it was a trainee... he was told to go for XC but couldn't tell the difference.

[JimC]

Sorry, it was a trainee... he was told to go for XC but couldn't tell the difference.

[colubridae]

This is more like it.

This is what I 'm looking for in a forum.

All that pointless bullshit about does the brain think itself, or does it think it is thinking about itself or does it think about thinking itself about itself thinking about.... fucking twaddle.

Give meeh a good sheep zapping story anyday... Fucking call the MIB.

Brains give me a headache.

[Animavore]

I wonder did they come from the constellation Aries?

[JimC]

I wonder did they come from the constellation Aries?

Or possibly Uranus?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"We've devoted our lives to carrying out serious research into the animal mutilation mystery and its connections to the increasingly reported sightings of red and orange spheres."

First thought: What a waste.

Second thought: At least they're not into politics.

[FBM]

"We've devoted our lives to carrying out serious research into the animal mutilation mystery and its connections to the increasingly reported sightings of red and orange spheres."

First thought: What a waste.

Second thought: At least they're not into politics.

Just thought: At least they're not in Korea.