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Re: Hurricane Irma

Post by pErvinalia » Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:49 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:They are going to try and shoot the hurricane:
Irma: Gun owners in Florida plan to 'shoot down' hurricane


'Let's show Irma that we shoot first,' states Facebook event


Gun owners in Florida have vowed to respond to Hurricane Irma by “shooting at” the storm.

Tens of thousands of people have joined an event advertised on Facebook to tackle the hurricane currently bearing down on Florida, in an attempt to “show Irma that we shoot first”.

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Re: Hurricane Irma

Post by cronus » Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:01 pm

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 35891.html

Irma - live updates: Florida governor urges people to flee deadly hurricane, saying ‘you will not survive'



etc. some days the humdrum weather around here of grey skies and light drizzle make me feel blessed. :tea:
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Re: Hurricane Irma

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Sep 09, 2017 4:55 pm

They starting to become the deadly twins; Irma and José. Dont forget Katie. She is having a tantrum with Mexico.
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Post by cronus » Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:05 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:They starting to become the deadly twins; Irma and José. Dont forget Katie. She is having a tantrum with Mexico.
Classic pincer movement from the God of storms. Must be the gays causing it...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41211955

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Re: Hurricane Irma

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Sep 09, 2017 7:47 pm

Why do the idiot-right and the televangelist money-grabbers always assume that extreme meteorology is God's revenge against a society that indulges liberal values, when it could be God's punishment for indulging rightwing nut jobs? If God hated liberal values Norway would be having a hurricane a week, surely?

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Post by Feck » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:03 pm

Florida Isn't that a state that has a Tea party supported Gov Isn't it the state that took measures to stop individuals living off -grid ? a state with huge levels of sunshine and tiny amounts of solar panels
A low lying swampy state prone to hurricanes run by climate change denialists .
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Re: Hurricane Irma

Post by laklak » Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:08 am

Might not get a chance to post until this cunt bitch passes. We've done what we can, everything is a secured as we can make it. Current track has landfall around Naples, about 90-100 miles south of us, and passing directly over us Sunday night, might get a chance to see the eye of a big Cat 3. Not something I'm particularly looking forward to. Max wind gusts about 125 mph, sustained winds around 90. This is gonna suck big time. At least it's fairly fast moving so we won't be so worried about flooding. We've got two "safe" rooms with boarded up windows and thick doors in case it gets really ugly. The sprogs will be here with us, and 2 dogs, 2 cats, and a parrot. So me and three women. Me and three women who ALL started their periods yesterday or today. I'm going to be stuck in a house in a fucking Cat 3 hurricane with three women, all on the rag. Hail Mary, full of grace, pray for me now and in the hour of my death, which could come by my own hand sometime on Sunday.

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Re: Hurricane Irma

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:43 am

Fingers seriously crossed for you lak. Just been watching news from Cuba who sw a 4m storm surge wash through coastal regions. Sorry to say that Irma seems to be picking up force as it comes in...
A Storm Surge Warning is in effect for...
* South Santee River southward around the Florida peninsula to the
Suwanee River
* Florida Keys
* Tampa Bay

A Storm Surge Watch is in effect for...
* North of the Suwanee River to Ochlockonee River

A Hurricane Warning is in effect for...
* Fernandina Beach southward around the Florida peninsula to Indian
Pass
* Florida Keys
* Lake Okeechobee
* Florida Bay
* Cuban provinces of Camaguey, Ciego de Avila, Sancti Spiritus,
Villa Clara, Matanzas, and Havana
* Andros Island, Bimini, and Grand Bahama

A Hurricane Watch is in effect for...
* North of Fernandina Beach to Edisto Beach

A Tropical Storm Warning is in effect for...
* West of Indian Pass to the Okaloosa/Walton County Line
* North of Fernandina Beach to South Santee River

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MI ... 2352.shtml
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:28 pm

Just looking at a live map now, and it's just making landfall (or near enough) in Florida. Expected to go over Tampa in about 18 hours time as a cat 3.
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Re: Hurricane Irma

Post by Woodbutcher » Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:15 pm

This is obviously God's punishment for Americans for choosing an adulterer and a cheater for president. The death and destruction on the islands as unfortunate, but you can't raise a decent God's Wrath hurricane on the spot, so to speak. All the destruction from these acts of God seem to happen in the conservative states. Coincidence? I think not! :prof:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:02 pm

Sounds like Irma has come ashore pretty much right on top of lak with a 10-15 ft storm surge.
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Re: Hurricane Irma

Post by JimC » Sun Sep 10, 2017 9:06 pm

Hang in there, Lak!

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Re: Hurricane Irma

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:50 am

Brian Peacock wrote:Sounds like Irma has come ashore pretty much right on top of lak with a 10-15 ft storm surge.
lak said he was 26 feet above sea level so with a bit of luck...
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