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Are we there yet?
- Durro
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We wanna, we wanna, we wanna wee
if you don't stop for us, we'll do it on the bus !
if you don't stop for us, we'll do it on the bus !
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Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Erwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.
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I wanna be there NOW!
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I vote to ban Heyzeus.
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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I vote DP gets DP'd.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Erwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.
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I can assure everyone that if HZ has been abducted by aliens, it's not my crew wot dun it.
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It was a solo endeavour then? Didn't want to share the anal probing?virphen wrote:I can assure everyone that if HZ has been abducted by aliens, it's not my crew wot dun it.
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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- virphen
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It's a highly trained job, not just any reptilian humanoid illuminati overlord can do it.Ghatanothoa wrote:It was a solo endeavour then? Didn't want to share the anal probing?virphen wrote:I can assure everyone that if HZ has been abducted by aliens, it's not my crew wot dun it.
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Give him up dammit, we have a game to play!
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Yeah! And we want him to come in Peace ...Mantisdreamz wrote:Give him up dammit, we have a game to play!
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Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Erwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.
- Durro
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I think I've worked out the rules - we're all in some sensory deprivation room with white walls and soundproofing, and Heyzeus is watching to see who turns on each other first...


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It's hardly "deprivation" if we are all able to interact with each other. Unless we all have blackened goggles and cardboard tubes over our hands.Durro wrote:I think I've worked out the rules - we're all in some sensory deprivation room with white walls and soundproofing, and Heyzeus is watching to see who turns on each other first...
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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