]Marijuana in the bible

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:14 pm

Hang on, we are going to get a lop-sided Jesus who can only walk in a circle and has to have his pants specially made?
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:15 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:What language will that be written in?





English.

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:44 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Hang on, we are going to get a lop-sided Jesus who can only walk in a circle and has to have his pants specially made?






No, I get away with 32 inch waist pants.

And either black jeans, or leathers, look about the same.

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:51 pm

Mark Dreher wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Hang on, we are going to get a lop-sided Jesus who can only walk in a circle and has to have his pants specially made?






No, I get away with 32 inch waist pants.

And either black jeans, or leathers, look about the same.
But what about the Brobdingnagian thigh?
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:15 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Mark Dreher wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Hang on, we are going to get a lop-sided Jesus who can only walk in a circle and has to have his pants specially made?
No, I get away with 32 inch waist pants.

And either black jeans, or leathers, look about the same.
But what about the Brobdingnagian thigh?








That thigh just stays that way.

Don't know how really, act of God.

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:32 am

I think i've met Jesus on the basketball court about 15 years ago. I used to play pick up games down at the uni gym, and for a couple of weeks there was this guy who played who had one short palsied wasted leg. So he used to kind of limp around with his hands and good leg like a chimpanzee. So you'd be playing against this guy who while squat walking was about three to four feet high, but when he jumped off his good leg he could jump basically to the height of the ring (10 feet). And his good leg was built like a fucking tank. So he had one wasted thigh, and one massive thigh. Jesus?
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:23 am

rEvolutionist wrote:I think i've met Jesus on the basketball court about 15 years ago. I used to play pick up games down at the uni gym, and for a couple of weeks there was this guy who played who had one short palsied wasted leg. So he used to kind of limp around with his hands and good leg like a chimpanzee. So you'd be playing against this guy who while squat walking was about three to four feet high, but when he jumped off his good leg he could jump basically to the height of the ring (10 feet). And his good leg was built like a fucking tank. So he had one wasted thigh, and one massive thigh. Jesus?





There is only one Jesus.

And time will tell you, it is me.

I don't require much, grace every meal, church every week.

Not a big deal at all.

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:32 am

Mark Dreher wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:I think i've met Jesus on the basketball court about 15 years ago. I used to play pick up games down at the uni gym, and for a couple of weeks there was this guy who played who had one short palsied wasted leg. So he used to kind of limp around with his hands and good leg like a chimpanzee. So you'd be playing against this guy who while squat walking was about three to four feet high, but when he jumped off his good leg he could jump basically to the height of the ring (10 feet). And his good leg was built like a fucking tank. So he had one wasted thigh, and one massive thigh. Jesus?





There is only one Jesus.

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Ayaan » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:43 am

Mark Dreher wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:You love that picture, don't you?






Well, the Second Coming is identified by his thigh.

It is a big deal.

And of course

The chicks dig it.
Baby chickens like that picture? I don't know why they would. Personally, I find it rather creepy.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:09 am

Yeah, I suspect Mark has a thing for guys in leather pants. :tea:
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by JimC » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:06 am

Insane asylums around the world are full of people who are sure they are Napoleon, or Einstein, or Elvis, or Jesus...

Keep an eye out for the men in the white coats, Mark...
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