]Marijuana in the bible
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Hang on, we are going to get a lop-sided Jesus who can only walk in a circle and has to have his pants specially made?
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
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rEvolutionist wrote:What language will that be written in?
English.

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Clinton Huxley wrote:Hang on, we are going to get a lop-sided Jesus who can only walk in a circle and has to have his pants specially made?
No, I get away with 32 inch waist pants.
And either black jeans, or leathers, look about the same.
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But what about the Brobdingnagian thigh?Mark Dreher wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Hang on, we are going to get a lop-sided Jesus who can only walk in a circle and has to have his pants specially made?
No, I get away with 32 inch waist pants.
And either black jeans, or leathers, look about the same.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Clinton Huxley wrote:But what about the Brobdingnagian thigh?Mark Dreher wrote:No, I get away with 32 inch waist pants.Clinton Huxley wrote:Hang on, we are going to get a lop-sided Jesus who can only walk in a circle and has to have his pants specially made?
And either black jeans, or leathers, look about the same.
That thigh just stays that way.
Don't know how really, act of God.
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I think i've met Jesus on the basketball court about 15 years ago. I used to play pick up games down at the uni gym, and for a couple of weeks there was this guy who played who had one short palsied wasted leg. So he used to kind of limp around with his hands and good leg like a chimpanzee. So you'd be playing against this guy who while squat walking was about three to four feet high, but when he jumped off his good leg he could jump basically to the height of the ring (10 feet). And his good leg was built like a fucking tank. So he had one wasted thigh, and one massive thigh. Jesus?
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rEvolutionist wrote:I think i've met Jesus on the basketball court about 15 years ago. I used to play pick up games down at the uni gym, and for a couple of weeks there was this guy who played who had one short palsied wasted leg. So he used to kind of limp around with his hands and good leg like a chimpanzee. So you'd be playing against this guy who while squat walking was about three to four feet high, but when he jumped off his good leg he could jump basically to the height of the ring (10 feet). And his good leg was built like a fucking tank. So he had one wasted thigh, and one massive thigh. Jesus?
There is only one Jesus.
And time will tell you, it is me.
I don't require much, grace every meal, church every week.
Not a big deal at all.
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You don't look very Mexican.Mark Dreher wrote:rEvolutionist wrote:I think i've met Jesus on the basketball court about 15 years ago. I used to play pick up games down at the uni gym, and for a couple of weeks there was this guy who played who had one short palsied wasted leg. So he used to kind of limp around with his hands and good leg like a chimpanzee. So you'd be playing against this guy who while squat walking was about three to four feet high, but when he jumped off his good leg he could jump basically to the height of the ring (10 feet). And his good leg was built like a fucking tank. So he had one wasted thigh, and one massive thigh. Jesus?
There is only one Jesus.
And time will tell you, it is me.

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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Baby chickens like that picture? I don't know why they would. Personally, I find it rather creepy.Mark Dreher wrote:rEvolutionist wrote:You love that picture, don't you?
Well, the Second Coming is identified by his thigh.
It is a big deal.
And of course
The chicks dig it.
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Yeah, I suspect Mark has a thing for guys in leather pants. 

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Insane asylums around the world are full of people who are sure they are Napoleon, or Einstein, or Elvis, or Jesus...
Keep an eye out for the men in the white coats, Mark...
Keep an eye out for the men in the white coats, Mark...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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