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by JimC » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:59 am
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Nov 27, 2010 6:24 am
You're crap! Couldn't even make 500!

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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Nov 27, 2010 7:33 am
Well. England managed to hang on for the last hour without loss. Only another 2 days of that to go! Stranger things have happened...

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by klr » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:57 pm
... such as England batting for the entire day and losing only one wicket.
If you put money on a draw beforehand, then your luck is probably in.

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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:34 pm
There is even a vague, cowering-in-the-corner, against-all-the-odds kind of chance of England winning the match. Somehow, I wouldn't expect that to go down too well in Canberra.

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by klr » Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:42 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:There is even a vague, cowering-in-the-corner, against-all-the-odds kind of chance of England winning the match. Somehow, I wouldn't expect that to go down too well in Canberra.

Shouldn't that be in
leafiest Canberra?
Anyway, I can only stay up until the lunch break at latest

, by which time we should know if England can at least save the test.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:48 am
England are scoring for fun and the ground is almost empty of Australian fans.
Funnily enough, no matter how badly England are doing, we always fill the stadia. just shows what bad losers the Aussies really are - in fact, they're such bad losers, they are not even good at drawing!
According to TMS, there is a fancy dress competition going on and all of the Aussie fans have come as plastic chairs!

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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:53 am
200 for Cook.

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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:01 am
100 for Trott. That's a century (one of them a double) for the first three English batsmen in the second innings! Damn, we're good!

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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:44 am
Hussey and Haddin's record partnership lasted for 2 days! Cook and Trott have just cruised past it and England are now over the 500/1 mark.
Why am I bothering to post this? Any English fans will already know and the Aussies have all conveniently forgotten where this thread is.
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by JimC » Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:58 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Hussey and Haddin's record partnership lasted for 2 days! Cook and Trott have just cruised past it and England are now over the 500/1 mark.
Why am I bothering to post this? Any English fans will already know and the Aussies have all conveniently forgotten where this thread is.
I iz here...
Pitch got very placid early, and hasn't deteriorated towards the end...
Not easy for any bowlers, but we were a bit ordinary in the field. Will need to tighten up considerably...
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:01 am
Declaration! 517/1 - Strauss 110, Cook 235, Trott 135. The highest partnership for any 2 Englishmen in Australia! The highest partnership for anyone at the Gabba.
Now we'll see if there's anything in the pitch for the bowlers. And if our guys can catch!
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Salman Rushdie
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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by JimC » Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:04 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Declaration! 517/1 - Strauss 110, Cook 235, Trott 135. The highest partnership for any 2 Englishmen in Australia! The highest partnership for anyone at the Gabba.
Now we'll see if there's anything in the pitch for the bowlers. And if our guys can catch!
How long have you got to bowl us out?
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:07 am
JimC wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Declaration! 517/1 - Strauss 110, Cook 235, Trott 135. The highest partnership for any 2 Englishmen in Australia! The highest partnership for anyone at the Gabba.
Now we'll see if there's anything in the pitch for the bowlers. And if our guys can catch!
How long have you got to bowl us out?
43 overs. But I don't think they are seriously expecting that (although it would be nice!) What they want is to take a few cheap wickets, hopefully getting Ponting for fuck all again, and put the wind up a few Aussies. It's that psychology stuff I think.
Edit: 41 overs - 2 lost for the change of innings.
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:35 am
You see! You can take wickets on this pitch - Katich dismissed for 4!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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