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Post by Sisifo » Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:28 pm

Anh đang ở nhà thương điên! :mrgreen:

Nhưng anh thích thấy nhiều điều người Châu Á ở đây. :smoke:

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Post by FBM » Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:31 pm

Feck wrote:
FBM wrote:Feck called me 바보. I was just defending myself...

It wouldn't find the korean for the first 6 things I thought to call you .
My girlfriend, no joking, just downloaded an app for Korean insults/cursing, etc on my smartphone last night. Fucking hilarious. One goes like, "Oh, yeah, I'm sure you have the thickest turd." :funny:
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Post by FBM » Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:33 pm

Sisifo wrote:Anh đang ở nhà thương điên! :mrgreen:

Nhưng anh thích thấy nhiều điều người Châu Á ở đây. :smoke:
I'm not sure, but I think an attack is imminent...

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Post by Sisifo » Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:34 pm

FBM wrote:
Feck wrote:
FBM wrote:Feck called me 바보. I was just defending myself...

It wouldn't find the korean for the first 6 things I thought to call you .
My girlfriend, no joking, just downloaded an app for Korean insults/cursing, etc on my smartphone last night. Fucking hilarious. One goes like, "Oh, yeah, I'm sure you have the thickest turd." :funny:
You would love Spanish!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_profanity

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Post by FBM » Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:49 pm

Sisifo wrote:
FBM wrote:
Feck wrote:
FBM wrote:Feck called me 바보. I was just defending myself...

It wouldn't find the korean for the first 6 things I thought to call you .
My girlfriend, no joking, just downloaded an app for Korean insults/cursing, etc on my smartphone last night. Fucking hilarious. One goes like, "Oh, yeah, I'm sure you have the thickest turd." :funny:
You would love Spanish!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_profanity
I do love Spanish, but after all these years, I suck at it. In the link,
Me cago en Dios ("I shit on God"), Me cago en la Virgen ("I shit on the Virgin"), Me cago en la hostia ("I shit on the Host"),
caught my eye, but that was surpassed immediately by
¡Me cago en la leche! (lit.: "I shit on the milk!"),
:funny: :funny: :funny:
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Post by Pappa » Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:50 pm

Sisifo wrote:You would love Spanish!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_profanity
Spanish is definitely the best for insults.

"Me cago en tu puta madre" was always my favourite.

Btw... do you know the word that is literally "big/huge cunt". A mate once told me it was something like "Coñatha" but I've never been able to work out the exact spelling. He said it's used mostly as a exclamation when you hurt yourself or something bad happens, and that when something good happens you say the equivalent that means literally "huge dick".
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Post by Sisifo » Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:57 pm

FBM wrote:
I do love Spanish, but after all these years, I suck at it. In the link,
Me cago en Dios ("I shit on God"), Me cago en la Virgen ("I shit on the Virgin"), Me cago en la hostia ("I shit on the Host"),
caught my eye, but that was surpassed immediately by
¡Me cago en la leche! (lit.: "I shit on the milk!"),
:funny: :funny: :funny:
The thing it's that they are mostly abbreviated insults and often sound funny.

Me cago en la leche "(I shit on the milk!)", comes actually from "Me cago en la leche de tu padre que te parió" (I shit on the milk -sperm- of your father that conceived you) From that, it was first shortened into "I shit on your father's milk" and later into "I shit on the milk"...

In Spain we curse so much that you are expected to use your own ones, and improvise. Kinda the american "Yo mama". When I was in the navy, I got the sailors attention by shouting "Me cago en el coño peludo de la Virgen tras cagar la mierda de Cristo".

("I shit on the hairy pussy of the virgin Mary after shiting that turd called Christ".) I got everyone's attention, but got arrested later.

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Post by maiforpeace » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:01 pm

Hello LucidFlight and welcome! :cheers: :flowers:
Sisifo wrote: In Spain we curse so much that you are expected to use your own ones, and improvise. Kinda the american "Yo mama". When I was in the navy, I got the sailors attention by shouting "Me cago en el coño peludo de la Virgen tras cagar la mierda de Cristo".

("I shit on the hairy pussy of the virgin Mary after shiting that turd called Christ".) I got everyone's attention, but got arrested later.
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Post by FBM » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:07 pm

Worth getting arrested for, I'd say. :tup:
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Post by Sisifo » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:08 pm

Pappa wrote:
Sisifo wrote:You would love Spanish!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_profanity
Spanish is definitely the best for insults.

"Me cago en tu puta madre" was always my favourite.

Btw... do you know the word that is literally "big/huge cunt". A mate once told me it was something like "Coñatha" but I've never been able to work out the exact spelling. He said it's used mostly as a exclamation when you hurt yourself or something bad happens, and that when something good happens you say the equivalent that means literally "huge dick".
I'm trying to know which one you are saying... Big Cunt is "Coñazo", but although a curseword, it means only "boring". "Coño!" is used often when you hurt yourself, but when something good happens we would rather use "cojonudo" (huge balls), not "pollón" ("huge dick"). But "cojón" ("balls") it's one of the trickiest words in peninsular Spanish. I tried to track different uses and we got close to 200 different ones, but the most common ones are:

Cojonudo: Awesome!
Descojonarse: the best translation is "LOL" but it also means "to be cold"
Acojonarse: To be afraid.

It is a very colorful language :biggrin:

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Post by LucidFlight » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:15 pm

Pappa wrote:Hello, welcome to the forum. :biggrin:
hello!
charlou wrote:hello :mrgreen:
hi!
maiforpeace wrote:Hello LucidFlight and welcome! :cheers: :flowers:
greetings!

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Post by Pappa » Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:18 pm

Sisifo wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Sisifo wrote:You would love Spanish!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_profanity
Spanish is definitely the best for insults.

"Me cago en tu puta madre" was always my favourite.

Btw... do you know the word that is literally "big/huge cunt". A mate once told me it was something like "Coñatha" but I've never been able to work out the exact spelling. He said it's used mostly as a exclamation when you hurt yourself or something bad happens, and that when something good happens you say the equivalent that means literally "huge dick".
I'm trying to know which one you are saying... Big Cunt is "Coñazo", but although a curseword, it means only "boring". "Coño!" is used often when you hurt yourself, but when something good happens we would rather use "cojonudo" (huge balls), not "pollón" ("huge dick"). But "cojón" ("balls") it's one of the trickiest words in peninsular Spanish. I tried to track different uses and we got close to 200 different ones, but the most common ones are:

Cojonudo: Awesome!
Descojonarse: the best translation is "LOL" but it also means "to be cold"
Acojonarse: To be afraid.

It is a very colorful language :biggrin:
I'm pretty sure it would have been "Coñazo". I'm dredging up an old memory, but a mate was describing how the language enphasised good things with masculine words (like "cojonudo") and negative things with feminine words, like "Coñazo".

I always wish I'd learned Spanish properly.
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Post by Sisifo » Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:33 pm

Pappa wrote:
It is a very colorful language :biggrin:
I'm pretty sure it would have been "Coñazo". I'm dredging up an old memory, but a mate was describing how the language enphasised good things with masculine words (like "cojonudo") and negative things with feminine words, like "Coñazo".

I always wish I'd learned Spanish properly.[/quote]

:think: I had never thought about that... It would be really stuff to discuss around a joint...

Never too late to learn! It is not a beautiful language, but it can be very funny!

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Post by Pappa » Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:52 pm

Sisifo wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Sisifo wrote:
It is a very colorful language :biggrin:
I'm pretty sure it would have been "Coñazo". I'm dredging up an old memory, but a mate was describing how the language enphasised good things with masculine words (like "cojonudo") and negative things with feminine words, like "Coñazo".

I always wish I'd learned Spanish properly.

:think: I had never thought about that... It would be really stuff to discuss around a joint...

Never too late to learn! It is not a beautiful language, but it can be very funny!
No, you're right. I'd still like to learn it if/when I get the chance.
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Post by Sisifo » Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:04 pm

Pappa wrote:
Sisifo wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Sisifo wrote:
It is a very colorful language :biggrin:
I'm pretty sure it would have been "Coñazo". I'm dredging up an old memory, but a mate was describing how the language enphasised good things with masculine words (like "cojonudo") and negative things with feminine words, like "Coñazo".

I always wish I'd learned Spanish properly.

:think: I had never thought about that... It would be really stuff to discuss around a joint...

Never too late to learn! It is not a beautiful language, but it can be very funny!
No, you're right. I'd still like to learn it if/when I get the chance.
If you can say Fyddan nhw ddim ond yn cysgu pan fydd angen you can fucking well learn Spanish fast!

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