Another day, another threat of all-out war.

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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by FBM » Thu May 20, 2010 7:38 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:It would be terrible if the Korean War resumed but at least we'd get a new series of MASH.
That would be a big plus. I might be a little to dead to see it, but you can't have everything.
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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu May 20, 2010 7:43 am

We'll get Zilla and Ashton to "tool-up" and come and un-insert you from Korea. Ian can direct OPs from some whizzy computer screen in an unobtrusive building in downtown Washington. I'll hide under a servant until its all over.

There's definitely a movie in this.... "We're RATZ, Dawkdamn it! We don't leave our people in there!"
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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

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Clinton Huxley wrote:We'll get Zilla and Ashton to "tool-up" and come and un-insert you from Korea. Ian can direct OPs from some whizzy computer screen in an unobtrusive building in downtown Washington. I'll hide under a servant until its all over.

There's definitely a movie in this.... "We're RATZ, Dawkdamn it! We don't leave our people in there!"
:hehe:

OK, who's got the video camera? I can do the captions. And I assume I get to pick my leading lady...(I just glanced out my office window...OMFG)
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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu May 20, 2010 7:58 am

I guess the leading lady will be some North Korean quadruple agent. We'll call her "Foxy Galore" or something.
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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by FBM » Thu May 20, 2010 7:59 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:I guess the leading lady will be some North Korean quadruple agent. We'll call her "Foxy Galore" or something.
N. Korean wimmen are hawt.

Or can be.

Well, they're female, so I'm in. :tup:
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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by JimC » Thu May 20, 2010 8:58 am

FBM wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:I guess the leading lady will be some North Korean quadruple agent. We'll call her "Foxy Galore" or something.
N. Korean wimmen are hawt.

Or can be.

Well, they're female, so I'm in. :tup:
Can I play a gin-sozzled backroom boffin in cardigans who invents secret weapons and lusts furtively after the leading lady?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu May 20, 2010 9:04 am

A bullet-proof, levitating cardigan of invisibility, with gin bottle holsters?

Jim, you are in!
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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by AshtonBlack » Thu May 20, 2010 9:08 am

I'm in. :coffee:

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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by JimC » Thu May 20, 2010 9:14 am

AshtonBlack wrote:I'm in. :coffee:
As the bishop said to the actress...

(you can see why my only lusting for the leading lady is furtive...)
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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by FBM » Thu May 20, 2010 9:17 am

We have an opening for the part of the Dear Leader himself. Suggestions? :eddy:
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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu May 20, 2010 9:18 am

If you are caught in a deteriorating geopolotical situation
If you are in the cross-fire of a potential thermonuclear conflagration.
And if you can find them....
Maybe you can hire..........the Ratz Team.....

I love it when a plan comes together
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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu May 20, 2010 9:19 am

FBM wrote:We have an opening for the part of the Dear Leader himself. Suggestions? :eddy:
Mandy?
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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by AshtonBlack » Thu May 20, 2010 9:20 am

FBM wrote:We have an opening for the part of the Dear Leader himself. Suggestions? :eddy:
Dev???

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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by JimC » Thu May 20, 2010 9:21 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
FBM wrote:We have an opening for the part of the Dear Leader himself. Suggestions? :eddy:
Mandy?
Toontown? :dono:
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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by FBM » Thu May 20, 2010 9:45 am

I think Normal would make a very funny KJI. Him or Paco. :hehe:
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