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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Oct 07, 2020 2:24 am

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Post by JimC » Wed Oct 07, 2020 2:27 am

And they all get devoured by the caterpillars of the fucking Cabbage White Butterfly! :lay:
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Post by laklak » Wed Oct 07, 2020 2:27 am

I fucking knew it. It's a goddamn conspiracy.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I need a miniature shotgun to take the fuckers down before they lay their fucking eggs! :lay:
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Post by laklak » Wed Oct 07, 2020 3:55 am

AI nanodrones with freaking lasers on their heads, that's the ticket.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Oct 07, 2020 6:30 am

Just eat them. Then they'll learn.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Oct 07, 2020 6:44 am

We'll need to transplant bigger brains into them first for them to learn. Brain transplants... nanolasers... this is getting complicated.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by rainbow » Wed Oct 07, 2020 6:48 am

JimC wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 07, 2020 2:27 am
 And they all get devoured by the caterpillars of the fucking Cabbage White Butterfly! :lay:
That is racist. Why did they never study the brown, or the black butterfly?
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Post by Hermit » Wed Oct 07, 2020 7:04 am

JimC wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 07, 2020 2:29 am
 I need a miniature shotgun to take the fuckers down before they lay their fucking eggs! :lay:
Starting late January I'll try this: https://www.yates.com.au/product/garden ... ller-dipel
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by JimC » Wed Oct 07, 2020 7:44 am

Hermit wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 07, 2020 7:04 am
JimC wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 07, 2020 2:29 am
 I need a miniature shotgun to take the fuckers down before they lay their fucking eggs! :lay:
Starting late January I'll try this: https://www.yates.com.au/product/garden ... ller-dipel
Interesting - we may try it. What we actually do with our Brassica plantings is to net them off, which works, but is a bit of a pain...
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Oct 07, 2020 7:59 am

But worth it I always found. Never liked using sprays.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by rainbow » Wed Oct 07, 2020 8:05 am

JimC wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 07, 2020 7:44 am
Hermit wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 07, 2020 7:04 am
JimC wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 07, 2020 2:29 am
 I need a miniature shotgun to take the fuckers down before they lay their fucking eggs! :lay:
Starting late January I'll try this: https://www.yates.com.au/product/garden ... ller-dipel
Interesting - we may try it. What we actually do with our Brassica plantings is to net them off, which works, but is a bit of a pain...
Inject them with DDT.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Svartalf » Wed Oct 07, 2020 12:35 pm

JimC wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 07, 2020 2:27 am
 And they all get devoured by the caterpillars of the fucking Cabbage White Butterfly! :lay:
bah, here, it's some kind of aphid that's eating through the sugar beet crops, and the growers have successfully lobbied to have the interdiction of neonicotinoid pesticides repealed, presumably temporarily) ... the green people and all bee lovers are raving mad.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Svartalf » Wed Oct 07, 2020 12:36 pm

JimC wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 07, 2020 2:29 am
 I need a miniature shotgun to take the fuckers down before they lay their fucking eggs! :lay:
No, don't, harvest the eggs and feed some needy animals.
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