US Election 2020

[Tero]

Institutional and culture wide penis mangling is not OK.

[Jason]

Them Israeli Jews should not be given any money at all, just sell the planes at full price. Because they mangle penises of little boys just as the Muslims behind the wall mangle female genitalia.

You're referring to circumcision? How is removing a primitive atavism mangling the penis? It makes the thing much easier to keep clean while significantly reducing the risk of contracting a STD.

[Tero]

It’s a cultural issue. No boys are circumcised if Finland. Wash that thing after use, says the Finnish dad in his birds and bees speech. Well, mine did.

[Jason]

Well at least you aren't preaching that my sexual gratification has been crippled...

[Tero]

Just use lubricant. (Dan Savage advice for every problem)

[Jason]

I was circumcised at age 4. I remember cursing the surgeons and calling them bastards...

[pErvinalia]

Why the fuck was it done so late?

[Jason]

No idea, it was down to my parents. I had no say in the matter. I don't resent it, but I do resent people who hate on those who are circumcised...

[pErvinalia]

I haven't ever heard anyone hate on those who are circumcised. I've heard people make the point that it is genital mutilation, though. And it is.

[Jason]

LP does. She straight up told me that my enjoyment of sexual intercourse is gimped...

[Tero]

Ask her to prove it.

[Seabass]

Democrats are just as dumb as Republicans.

[Jason]

Ask her to prove it.

If the opportunity ever presents itself...

[Woodbutcher]

You can make a wallet out of foreskins. When you rub it a couple of times it turns into a briefcase.

[Tero]

Rabbi came to do circumcision. They had coffee afterward. The parents offered some money. ”Thanks, but I only take tips!”